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    Sometimes people give me prompts or ideas; this is a collection of them :)

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    SG-13's as crazy as they come, with an energy drink-addicted CO, a ninja 2IC who is most definitely not a furry, and a slightly off-kilter civilian who is a former-ish Host. They love each other, they hate each other (though that's really just Feldin and Reece's never to be resolved sexual-ish tension that somehow kind of ends in a convoluted love polygon), but in the end they'll do what it takes to get the people they care about through everything.

    Also, there may or may not be a semi-sentient Ancient city who worships Evanescence and likes to spring Prophecies on people at the last minute, as well as a shape-shifter who has the worst sense of timing ever.

    Like I said, crazy.

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    In which much of canon and the Fourth Wall is ignored, everyone is either sassy or a BAMF, and there are no plot holes to speak of whatsoever (shut the fuck up it is too possible for Pandora to be a Horcrux).

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    In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly.

    This affects things.

    For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together.

    Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something.

    Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.

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    Toothiana decides one night that after almost three centuries of absence in the field, it's time for her to get back out. This decision leads to her meeting the winter spirit Jack Frost, and the rest is history.

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    Despite the chaos, Lounds’ voice cut through like the ring of a bell, sharp and high. “Mr. Graham,” Lounds shouted, “didn’t they find you at his table?”

    Crawford repeated “no further questions” like a mantra, at the top of his lungs; the way a child would, in combination with ears covered and eyes screwed shut, to block out an undesirable sound.

    “Did you eat them?” Lounds yelled over the din.

     

    In which Will Graham survives an abduction by a serial killer, only to find that somehow he's garnered the interest of at least one more.

    Updates every other Thursday.
    Now with a podcast! Find it here!

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    08 Aug 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    A frilly apron. Nylon stockings. Black garter belt. Black high heels. Skirt with white lace. Tight black corset with white laces. A little cap. And to top it all off, a single black ribbon tied around the neck, teasing the slightest hint of the omega's scent gland.

    Grad student Yuuri Katsuki, a computer science major working for his Master's, has studied enough line graphs to know the amount of tips he receives from Victor Nikiforov is negatively correlated to the length of his skirt in inches. It's a good arrangement for six months. He shortens his skirt, and he rakes in more cash.

    He should have known that this arrangement is not meant to last.

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    06 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    They can't say no to each other. Twice.

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    06 Aug 2020

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    From a very early age, Will Graham knew and understood the idea of soulmates. The heterochromatic eyes that stared back at him when he looked in the mirror or from a large population of children and young adults were a sign that they hadn’t met their soulmate.

    He just never expected his own soulmate to be so... unique.

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    06 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    What do you see, Abigail?

    In some other world, Abigail and Will sail to Europe together, for real. Neither of them are exactly sure what the other wants, or what they want themselves. Neither of them are going to let that get in their way.

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    06 Aug 2020