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    Sometimes people give me prompts or ideas; this is a collection of them :)

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    SG-13's as crazy as they come, with an energy drink-addicted CO, a ninja 2IC who is most definitely not a furry, and a slightly off-kilter civilian who is a former-ish Host. They love each other, they hate each other (though that's really just Feldin and Reece's never to be resolved sexual-ish tension that somehow kind of ends in a convoluted love polygon), but in the end they'll do what it takes to get the people they care about through everything.

    Also, there may or may not be a semi-sentient Ancient city who worships Evanescence and likes to spring Prophecies on people at the last minute, as well as a shape-shifter who has the worst sense of timing ever.

    Like I said, crazy.

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    In which much of canon and the Fourth Wall is ignored, everyone is either sassy or a BAMF, and there are no plot holes to speak of whatsoever (shut the fuck up it is too possible for Pandora to be a Horcrux).

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    In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly.

    This affects things.

    For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together.

    Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something.

    Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.

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    Toothiana decides one night that after almost three centuries of absence in the field, it's time for her to get back out. This decision leads to her meeting the winter spirit Jack Frost, and the rest is history.

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    Harry Potter was nothing like the world expected him to be. He's slowly changing the game of how the world works; exposing secrets, lies, and plots no one wanted to know about but will have no choice but to accept and silently growing a following to right so many wrongs.

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    23 Apr 2018

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    Will goes to Monte Carlo to profile the most prolific criminal banker in history, Hannibal Lecter, known as Le Chiffre, a mathematical genius with a penchant for murder.

    It was supposed to be simple; just standing in a corner of the casino, whispering observations to the CIA agent next to him. He wasn't going to get involved.

    Too bad, Will's life is rarely that simple.

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    12 Apr 2018

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    Hannibal and Will had a past: a dirty, bloody, violent past. Will was sure he'd never see his own personal monster again - then he walked into Jack Crawford's office.

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    06 Apr 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    johnn: just found alex asleep at his desk

    johnn: he's so cute

    johnn: I love him

    laf: if you don't get pictures I'm breaking up with you

    johnn: lmao I already have 102 do you need more

    laf: probably

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    05 Apr 2018

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    It's the end of the world and everyone's immediate needs have changed. It's also Hannibal's chance to have everything he wants.

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    05 Apr 2018