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    Aziraphale hears the story of himself, from when he was in Heaven, courtesy of the Almighty Herself. Turns out, there's a lot he doesn't remember. But Crowley does.

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    04 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    "Which Duke do you work under?" Azirafell asked conversationally, snapping a mug of something hot and sweet into existence and taking a sip. "Because I do hope they're considering you for promotion."

    "Ngh?" Raphael blinked, feeling a little like the muddy rug had been pulled out from beneath him. "What?"

    "Well, an enterprising young demon like you…" Azirafell smiled at him in a way that was all Lecherous Temptation, Raphael could tell from the detestable effect it had on the very pit of his stomach. "...ought to go places, in my humble opinion."

    "Hah." Said Raphael, very lost. "Demon?"

     

     

    In which the Archangel Raphael watches over humanity, prevents the End of the World, and spends 6000 years falling in love with a demon who doesn't even know his real name.
    It's fine...
    ...until Heaven finds out, that is.

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    03 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    It wasn’t until more humans came along that he thought to petition Upstairs for a human body. Adam and Eve had been used to his angelic form, having made his acquaintance in their earliest days, but later generations of humans had a tendency to scream, or fall on their knees, or ask awkward questions like “Oh my God, why does it have so many eyes?,” and it made Aziraphale uncomfortable.

    He was issued one (1) human body and told he was responsible for maintaining it in good working order. It had pale skin and pink lips and whitish hair, particularly on the head, chest, underarms, and around the absurd-looking genitals. Like all human bodies, it was strange and beautiful and grotesque.

     

    Human bodies are weird, but they have their advantages.

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    03 Dec 2019

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    The first time Uriel sees the demon Crowley, she is awfully tempted to smite him but it is not her place.

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    21 Nov 2019

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    20 Nov 2019