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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    “I’m going to murder you.”
    “I would like to see you try.”
    “Oh my god, just make out already,” Hugo mumbles and you hit him across the head with a file. It makes Villanelle smile.
    (It makes you smile too.)

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    seven deadly sins aka seven times I try to convince myself that these two can handle a healthy relationship

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    02 Aug 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    “So you did kill him?” Eve presses.

    “I didn’t say that.” Villanelle narrows her eyes.

    “You implied it.” Eve counters.

    Villanelle chews at her bottom lip. “It was unintentional.”

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    Or, Eve is obsessed with her neighbour, who she's pretty certain is some sort of murderer.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    Eve navigates motherhood in the face of impending divorce, MI6, and falling in love with an assassin.

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    The baby fic where a literal serial killer is a better mother than Eve Polastri.

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    12 Jun 2021

  4. Rec 24

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    Given all of the absolute crap the universe had seen fit to put her through within the past year, she figured that God or Buddha or Mother Nature or whoever the hell would give her a break, but no, of course not—Eve couldn’t catch a break if she had sticky tape attached to her fingers and the break was moving slow as sap in a Connecticut winter.

    “Do not scream,” Villanelle said, her hand latched over Eve’s mouth. “You know, you really should lock your doors.”

     

     

    Villanelle shows up after the events of 3x03 and she and Eve don't talk about... it. Instead, Eve gets dragged out into the dark of the London night, and Villanelle shows her how to throw a proper punch.

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    07 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    based on the prompt 'you're the stranger who's using my car's window as mirror to check how you look without noticing I'm sitting right in there, so I go ahead and open the window to tell you how pretty you are'

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    22 Apr 2021