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  1. Public Bookmark 91

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    The boy is oblivious, the girl is compunctious, the witch is scheming, and hitsuzen, quite frankly, can go suck it. Doumeki is unsatisfied with his role in the greater scheme of things.

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    26 Nov 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Oh my god,” Virgil breathes at the same time as Patton takes the blade of a key to the side of the car.

    The noise is awful. Janus flinches curling into Virgil as they watch with morbid fascination: Patton doesn’t waver, doesn’t hesitate as he carves deep into the paint and the metal, perfecting each and every letter.

    By the time he’s finished, he’s bawling big fat crocodile tears that turn all his cheeks puffy and soak the collar of his sweater and Virgil’s stomach is a twisted knot of emotions he doesn’t know what to do with.

    “FUCK OFF” written on the side of Roman’s car explains things very well, anyway.
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    Patton is not having a good time and Virgil and Janus might just have a way to change that.

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    18 Nov 2022

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    “So, he claims to be a time traveller,” Cullen said, slowly and with obvious disbelief.

    “Would anyone be able to tell me what day it is?” Dorian asked.

    “He's obviously a spy,” Cassandra replied.

    “I hope it's not the third,” Dorian muttered. 

    Dorian has been living through his own personal Groundhog Year and he's finally decided to tell everybody. It doesn't matter though, this run's a wash anyway.

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    07 Nov 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    “Virgil! Virgil c'mon! Cup ramen is better!”
    “No! It tastes like styrofoam!”
    “It’s supposed to!”
    Virgil took a sip of his coffee, watching idly as the Duke dodged Prince's fist and fired back a a punch of his own, straight into the Prince's face. The panes of the shop windows rattled. “I hate them,” he mumbled to the cup. “This is the worst morning.”
    “You’re supposed to make ramen yourself!” an explosion boomed. “There's more to it than boiled water!”
    "They could just. Leave me alone."
    "You are the worst!"
    The Depresso Expresso: lactose intolerant? lame
    Status: Open, if you can make it through the rubble
    Hours: one AM to two PM

    (Somewhere on the Border between two warring superpowered factions, there's a tiny cafe run by a sole resigned barista who's getting really sick of the continued tomfoolery.)

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    Virgil forces Remus and Roman to get along because a war is bad for business and he’s done giving them first aid in the middle of the night because they keep beating each other up instead of talking. It's really their fault he never realizes the infuriating brothers they're sobbing over are actually each other. He's too tired for this.

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    26 Oct 2022

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    Karkat meets Gamzee for the first time on the arena sands, where they're supposed to fight to the death for the amusement of their alien conquerors. That's not... exactly how it goes.

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    25 Oct 2022