Spookydad



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    Magic exists. Debates rage on whether it has existed forever, but it exists now, and those without it are afraid.

    The lives of those who are touched by this force are changed forever. The key to not being hurt by the change is to respect the magic, but very few can see that. Magic spreads easily, with a mind of its own, and has no care for the disaster it leaves in its wake. In the end, you can't fight a force like that. All you can do is live your best life and hope you don't die too soon.
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    A series of fictional memoirs following the lives of people living in a world laced with magic.

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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    Mary Lamb has a lot on her plate. She's come back to Maxville after a year away, she has to take care of her twin siblings, and she's starting a new year at Sky High with her mother's reputation hanging over her head. It helps to have friends in her corner, but won't people stop thinking she'll turn villain at a given moment? Maybe Warren gets it.

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    19 Jan 2021

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    Small hoof fingers began softly playing with the dark purple feathers. Both hands, one player and one piglin, which held the sword loosened to nothing more than just a forgotten memory as one become more mesmerized at the glimmering, violet, shine that preened under all of the careful strokes and the other become more intrigued at the abnormal behaviors of what he once deem as a mindless mob he did not hesitate in killing.

    “You’re a strange one aren’t you, mate?”

    The piglin gave him a huff that sounded way too deep to be a child’s and an indifferent expression, his previously petting hands retreated back to his side and he stared the elder down with no hints of aggression or fear, as if he was the one dawning Netherite gear and not the other way around.

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    Or: Phil adopts a little piglin and said piglin grows up into what legends would whisper with fear as the Blood God

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    17 Dec 2020

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    Philza joins Dream SMP, finds several children, and realizes he is the only responsible adult here.

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    06 Nov 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    Geralt flippantly invokes the law of surprise for helping your father get rid of a Griffin. When you, the long lost daughter return home at that moment, Geralt knows he’s stuck with you forever because destiny is a real fucker.

    *Please do not replicate my work anywhere else without my express permission*

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    17 Oct 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    By the end of the first week it had become painfully apparent that their new neighbor had absolutely no interest in the valley or its inhabitants. The farmer avoided the town like the plague, going as far as traversing all the way up and around the bus station and through the mountains to avoid walking through the main drag. Any business he had in town was carried out at JojaMart – though Shane has certainly never seen hide nor hair of him – and any attempts by the townsfolk to ensnare him in conversation were, ultimately, unsuccessful.

    By the end of the first month, any and all excitement has blown over and it’s altogether too easy for Shane to forget about their newest edition to the valley entirely. He’s never seen him, he’s never spoken to him, and aside from the odd comment every now and again, nobody even so much as mentions him.

    As far as Shane is concerned, the farmer doesn’t exist.

    (Until he does)

    [Alternatively: A depressive alcoholic and a socially terrified farmer stumble awkwardly into a little thing called love.]

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    17 Sep 2020