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    Ignoring Dumbledore’s letter, Vernon and Petunia take baby Harry and deliver him to an orphanage in London with absolutely no identification whatsoever.

    Not long after that, a young couple struggling with fertility comes to the same orphanage to find a child to shower with love. There, they meet a toddler with unruly – just like James’ – black hair, mesmerising green eyes – just like Vivian’s – and a curiously shaped scar on his forehead.

    It was love at first sight for both sides. For the Porters, who saw themselves in the boy’s features despite there being no biological connection, and little Harry, who saw his father in the man carrying him and though the lady next to him didn’t look like his mother, he could see his mama in her, if he looked really hard. Therefore, they decided to adopt him.

    As a Porter, he now has to learn to navigate the world of muggle mafia. Along the way, he befriends Hermione. At eleven, both of them receive a strange letter, claiming they have been accepted into a magical school. What is even stranger than the idea of magic being real is the fact that both his name and surname on the letter are misspelled and, instead of Hadrian Porter, it says Harry Potter.

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    25 Nov 2020

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    Harry will do anything to keep his Pet alive, whole and his. This includes running away on a two-person world tour of indeterminate length with Tom (more commonly known as Lord Voldemort) despite this not being strictly necessary.

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    The smutty and fluffy fix-it sequel to Everything Anything.

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    24 Nov 2020

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    Lily tells James Potter a secret that changes everything, James devotes himself to making things right with Severus, and a Wizard's Oath brings the three of them closer than they ever expected.

    (Eventual James/Sev/Lily OT3, but the story will mainly focus on James/Sev for a while.)

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    24 Nov 2020

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    Harry never imagined that he'd find himself cooperating with Voldemort, but that was before the two of them were locked in a room without their magic and ordered to have sex by a very angry mirror.

    (Or: a crack-y f*ck-or-die fic that grew feelings and a plot. Takes place early in Deathly Hallows.)

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    22 Nov 2020

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    All was not well.
    Voldemort survived the final battle and was imprisoned in Azkaban, bound with a magic-restraining collar. Meanwhile, Harry's magic gradually became destabilized by the loss of the Horcrux.

    Three months after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry visited his nemesis with the intention of getting the Horcrux back, but he ended up getting much more than he bargained for--namely, the former Dark Lord magically bound as his slave.

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    19 Nov 2020