Spitshine



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    Cadaverous Cote: Do Not Eat

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  3. Summary

    Smut wherein Derek brings all his werewolf strength to bear on Stiles. And Stiles? Fucking loves it.

    That's it, that's the whole thing.

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  4. Summary

    The nogitsune decides fucking Derek in Stiles' body is the best way to spread chaos through the pack. Things don't go according to plan, but it isn't wrong, either.

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  5. Summary

    A bunch of detention-centric Snape/Harry one shots set on the same timeline. There's no overwhelming plot here and it won't turn into fluff/romance; it's just a bunch of smut (though as it goes on, they will develop a much better consent model).

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    Crowley catches Aziraphale with his hands in the biscuit tin. Nanny Ashtoreth is not pleased.

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    Crowley watches as Aziraphale swallows thickly. “I’m s-- I’m s--”
    “Speak up, dear.”
    “I’m-- I’m sorry, Miss Astoreth,” Aziraphale says. Then realises what he’s said. “Crowley. I’m sorry--”
    “No, no, angel.” Crowley feels like it’s Christmas morning. Not that he’s ever celebrated Christmas. “I’m the nanny of this household and you will address me as such.”
    “Yes, ma’am,” Aziraphale says, reverently. “Nanny Ashtoreth.”

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    14 Nov 2019

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    Aziraphale, epicure that he is, has never tasted pussy. Crowley manifests one for him.

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    14 Nov 2019

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    Crowley broke the kiss again. "Angel," he said flatly, "where is your cock."

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    08 Nov 2019

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    "I've not—not personally used this one, no."

    Crowley smiles something wicked, but not in the wicked-bad way. More like the wicked-wonderful way that makes Aziraphale's chest feel full and his lips pull in a returning smile.

    "No? Oh, Angel," Crowley croons, shaking his head slowly. "You've been missing out, then."

    In which Crowley shows Aziraphale how fun a vulva can be.
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    08 Nov 2019

  5. Rec 88

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    The legions of Hell are not made up solely of those who fell from grace. Some of them hatch. It's that time of the millennia and Crowley has a full clutch of eggs that need to go somewhere.

    [Written for the GO Kink Meme prompt requesting Azirapahale on the receiving end of oviposition.]

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    07 Nov 2019

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