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    Sephiroth finally manages to kill everyone during one of his many returns from the dead. He is a badass, nearly all powerful god of destruction and completely bored out of his oh so perfect, superior mind now that he’s gotten his way. He starts missing his fights with his only rival and the entertainment they provided but cannot pull the other away from a protective lifestream for long or return him to life. So he decides with nothing better to do and ridiculous amounts of power, he’ll just return them to a point in time when they both were alive and Sephiroth had easy access to manipulate his favorite puppet.

    Cloud is not happy to find himself a trainee/infantryman again and the other Firsts and upper management cannot for the life of them figure out why the “Great Sephiroth” is stalking the blond and acting like a bratty, bullying seven year old with his first crush.

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    13 May 2018

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    Garrett Hawke is a university TA who's looking for true love. Marian Hawke is just trying to do her job without killing anyone on set. No one seems to know how to deal with their feelings like adults, but the Kirkwall Crew is there to help one another out regardless, for better or for worse.

    Things to expect: Isabela setting Garrett up with poorly-chosen Tinder dates, Garrett enlisting the help of the cute white-haired barista with a mysterious past to survive said dates, Carver flirting poorly with an oblivious Merrill, and Anders listening to hipster music while trying to come up with a way to effectively protest, well, everything.

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    14 Dec 2016

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    In which Deadpool kidnaps Clint off a battlefield and takes him on a roadtrip. A shooting roadtrip. OK, fine. A shooting people roadtrip. Don't be so cranky about it.

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    28 Oct 2015

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    “Wade Wilson dropped by last night,” Clint explained, like it was any other Friday. “Brought pizza and beer.” There was a thoughtful silence through the phone and then:
    “You had a pizza party with Deadpool.” Phil said and Clint slid down the couch onto his back. Yeah, that pretty much summed up the situation.

    Or: the one where Clint does something nice for Wade, and Wade decides to never let him go.

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    28 Oct 2015

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    The downside of a single man mission was boredom. Boredom had led to tinkering, and tinkering had accidentally led to what ended up being the most advanced AI system to be born.

    Unfortunately, said AI was an asshole.

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    13 Oct 2015

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