Somehow_this_is_my_life



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    Hobbits believe that all things come in equivalents, in order to gain, something of equal value must be lost. Bilbo Baggins is born blind but his gift allows him to see through the vibrations of the ground he walks on. Not that anyone outside of the Shire knew of the gifted ones, which made it all the more confusing at to why Gandalf would want a blind hobbit for a burglar.

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    The Battle of the Five Armies ends less tragically, and Middle Earth barely survives the combined efforts of so many meddling mortals surrounding the issue of The One Ring.

    AKA the one where small hobbits decide the Shire is overrated and end up in Erebor, where they learn un-hobbitish things and decide that Sauron is stupid and easy to fool. This does not go well, and Bilbo is going to punch whoever let them meet Fili and Kili.

    TLDR; Bilbo suffers, hobbits are not good at planning, the Valar laugh, and the Fellowship sets out to destroy evil... or something like that.

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    Thorin and Bilbo lived and died as comrades in arms. Then they were sent back to the quest for Erebor in an attempt to prevent the war of the ring. Being the only two who remember their pasts brings them together.

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    06 Sep 2018

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    My (continued) take on the MGiME trope.

    I've recreated my account and am continuing my orphaned pics. Full note in Chapter one.

    Orla is reincarnated into the body of a young dam, and retains all her knowledge of the stories. But, she doesn't speak the language. She has great difficulty with dwarves Khuzdul, despite now being a dwarf, but picks up Inglishmek fairly easily.

    Bifur finds this lost girl, and takes her in, claiming her as his daughter and helps her to learn to communicate again.

    She tries to use her knowledge to help her new people, and change the course of the future.

    Now if she could only figure out what Bofur meant when he kept trying to give her things she didn't need with money she knew they didn't have.

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    03 Sep 2018

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    An accident during a hunt has serious consequences for the Winchester brothers and two angels, sending them to a world that they'd only heard of in books and movies. The Valar have a mission for them, and it's one that will have an effect on our intrepid warriors as well as Arda itself!

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