Solarcat



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  5. Summary

    An obsessively-close-to-canon!AU that is, at the same time, absolutely nothing like the real lives of any of these people. Otherwise known as the one where Kevin Jonas got lost in Chicago and ended up with a secret boyfriend. AS YOU DO.

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    More than a century after the events of His Dark Materials, a Rusakov particle physicist (and lifelong Lyra Belacqua fanboy) brings a team of experimental theologians to Night Vale.

    It was supposed to be a simple research trip. Instead, Carlos finds himself making a home, falling in love, and — with allies like the alethiometrist who adores his hair, a well-read middle-schooler who's handy with a knife, and a young woman accidentally displaced out of space and time — facing down a gathering crisis which threatens to topple the entire Republic of Heaven.

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    18 May 2017

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    Pre-heat left him short-tempered and irritable, even worse than usual, but Hannibal had lingered in his office doorway and said, “Come along, Will. No reason to grade on an empty stomach.”

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    24 Apr 2017

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    Q, on the other hand, is having significantly less trouble with coming to terms as to how he currently has a slightly drunk double-oh agent standing in his flat at arse-o’-clock in the morning. Without waiting for a reply, Q starts the vacuum up again and starts to clean the patch of carpet next to Bond’s feet. The vacuum nozzle bumps against Bond’s patent leather shoes a few times and Q grunts, a clear sign that Bond should move.

    Bond moves.

    (or, that fic where Q has insomnia and Bond tries to be helpful)

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    26 Mar 2017

  4. Rec 52

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    Vax and Kash get drunk and pretend to date. It's all Scanlan's fault.

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    8 Feb 2017

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    “Want to know a secret?”

    Deadpool tugs his mask up to his nose and closes the last few inches between them, until his lips are barely brushing Peter’s ear. “I’m one of those guys your daddies always warned you about. One of those sick, filthy perverts who gets off to cute little pretty boys begging on their knees.”

    EDIT: Now features an Alternate Ending!

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    26 Aug 2016