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    The only good thing about Oxenfurt is the brothels.

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    Geralt thinks Jaskier is a whore, but really he's just an opportunist.

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    11 Aug 2020

  2. Rec 19

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    Link falls in love with Zora weaponry before he ever steps foot in the Domain. He falls for the prince, too, but that's beside the point.

    "Sidon unsheathes the sword, and it gleams brilliantly under the sunlight. The blade is made of the same opalescent metal, and it glows nearly white under the sun. Link has never thought of a sword as beautiful, but this one transcends such a simple word."

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    11 Aug 2020

  3. Rec 15

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    Sapphires are an important part of Zora culture, used for proposals and courting. Sidon assumes Link knows this. He doesn't.

    Sidon declares his love with gifts of jewelry and armor. Eventually, Link figures everything out, forcing him to get creative in order to show Sidon he loves him.

    (Also Link gets his nipples pierced).

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    10 Aug 2020

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    An unlikely romance begins between the asteroid and the nuclear warhead, but will it all end explosively? And what part will Harry Stamper play in all of this?

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    06 Aug 2020

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    Dr. Alan Grant pioneers the exciting new field of Anthropologic Paleontology.

    Or, to be more specific, "Alan gets kidnapped and accidentally marries a raptor" (thanks to Sinwritesfics for this very amusing rendition of my summary). However, please note there is not a bestiality tag for this fic, and it never will have one -- just in case that might be a concern for some readers. ; )

    Chapter 2 (missing scenes) added 6/7/20.

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    05 Aug 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is a fucking CLASSIC ⭐️