SofiaBane



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  1. Summary

    Bits and pieces of things set during or after the series Eight Days a Week. I'll include notes for when everything in the timeline takes place, but really everything should work as a standalone. Maybe I'll post fluff, maybe porn, maybe indulgent navel-gazing dialogue, who knows!

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    Voldemort kidnaps Harry, but really it's fine. Much more than fine. Their tentative alliance will end the war between wixes, but with the statute of secrecy crumbling the magical world is going to need some unlikely leadership. And Harry wants to save people as usual, and maybe it's not so ridiculous that he could save Voldemort too.

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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    That one where Fleur joins in the Order, falls arse over teakettle in love with Tonks, becomes bffs with Sirius Black, and accidentally gets Tonks pregnant, all while banterously fighting the good fight against Big V.

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    14 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Dumbledore felt that it was wrong to have a funeral without a wedding to cancel it out, and Harry thought he rather had a point. So they got married. Of course, none of their friends could attend because they were all still hovering around the smoldering remains of Voldemort and talking to Aurors and tending to the wounded and unmasking the Death Eaters lying prostrate on the Hogwarts lawn. No use getting upset about it, really.

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    22 Jul 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    Dumbledore teaches Harry Occlumency instead of Snape. It doesn't change much, except for the fact that it changes everything.

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    03 Jul 2019

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    Harry‘s only aim has been to create a safe and happy life for his family, but his efforts are destroyed one spring afternoon. Harry meets new friends and old enemies, old friends and new enemies, whilst trying to find a path through a changing world.

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    29 Jun 2019

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    It was Mrs. Figg who suspected first.

    She noticed many things, sitting on her side of her fence with her cats chasing butterflies and nuzzling her ankles, Mundungus and the other watchers dropping by for tea now and then.

    Mrs. Figg noticed that Petunia was a nosy bit of work with insecurities hanging from her every harsh angle. She noticed when Dudley learned the word MINE-- the whole neighborhood noticed that one. She noticed that Vernon glared at owls.

    She noticed that when Petunia gave Harry a truly horrendous haircut one year, it grew back in at a normal rate. Harry was uneven and weird-looking for ages, hiding under beanies when he could.

    When Mrs. Figg had Harry over for carefully miserable afternoons of babysitting, she noticed nothing moved that shouldn't. He didn't accidentally make flowers out of fallen leaves, or levitate anything during tantrums, or turn toys funny colors.

    Mrs. Figg called up her mother, interrupting the wizarding bridge game she was winning against the nursing home staff, and asked her how she had known, decades back, that her youngest daughter was a squib.

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    06 Jun 2019

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