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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Aziraphale freezes on his spot.

    There's a person there. A man with soaked rust-red hair that drifts messily over his shoulders, over his face. Aziraphale blinks into the soft blue of the waves that lick at the man's bare body, because he seems to be unconscious. Not dead. Certainly not dead. The tide pool is shallow enough that it's entirely possible he'll be alright.

    A Selkie AU

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    17 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    The one where they're housemates, Crowley is a phone sex operator and Aziraphale can hear the most interesting conversations from his room at night.

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    06 Aug 2021

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    1941 is the London Blitz and the year that MI5 really comes into its own with the now infamous ‘double cross’ system. The service keep tabs on suspects, root out enemy agents and try to turn them into doubles.

    Anthony J Crowley is fucking great at this job. He can be sneaky, underhanded and damn ruthless but also charming and kind. It’s what makes him good at turning.

    Aziraphale is just a regular Soho bookseller who loves his shop and books and good food and wine when he’s approached by a woman claiming to be MI5, wanting to recruit him for espionage. The poor man is too trusting and gets the shock of his life when he’s approached by a charming but dangerous-looking man also claiming to be MI5.

    Crowley recruits Aziraphale to double cross a double crosser and Aziraphale takes to espionage like a duck to water.

    Danger, hijinks, and sex ensue.

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    02 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    Fresh out of a break-up, Aziraphale wants a feelings-free arrangement to pass the time before he leaves the country for his next career opportunity at the end of the summer.

    Crowley is exhausted from working three jobs for the last year, and getting paid to go to fancy parties and have good sex sounds like a pretty sweet gig. It's not like he's going to do something stupid like catch feelings for some posh bastard that's paying him for sex.

    A Sugar Daddy AU.

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    24 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    A night of tender loving and trust between two supernatural beings.

    Contains sbicy embedded art!

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    19 Jun 2021

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