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  1. Summary

    Following the Dark Moon incident, Luigi finds himself spending more and more time among the spirits of Evershade Valley—to the point where he finally conquers his fear of ghosts. Inspired by his experiences, Luigi goes on to start a business that focuses on building a more positive relationship between spirits and mortals.

    Which is mightier? The pen? Or the Poltergust?

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    An alternate universe in which the Reds and Blues of Blood Gulch were conditioned to be sleeper agents. Their mission? Protect the Alpha.

    ...yeah, that never happened.

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    The Space Pirate commander Ridley has grown tired of the endless bloodshed and death he brings to every colony. The universe fears his terrifying presence, but Ridley himself fears that he's grown bored of the monotony of killing. That's when he meets little Samus Aran, an adorable three year-old girl who survived his attack. Seeing a new opportunity to start a trafficking business with the child, the pirate takes her into his "care."

    Soon, however, the sadistic and genocidal monster finds he's developed paternal instincts for Samus. With these instincts come a bond between a human and a beast, as well as a new feeling that threatens to drain his sanity: the overwhelming guilt of having slaughtered thousands of people who were just as innocent as her.

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    21/?
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    93
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    5
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    27 Nov 2021

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    Eddie ends up at Hannibal Lecter's house for dinner. Things go about how you'd expect.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1304
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    01 Nov 2021

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    Anne invites Eddie to a dinner with one of Dan's friends from work. It's not until he's halfway through the meal that he realizes what's in the food.

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    7,271
    Chapters:
    9/9
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    2
    Comments:
    629
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    5834
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    861
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    01 Nov 2021

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    Venom goes about love in every wrong way he knows how. Thank god for late night television.

    “Me. They invited me for dinner,” Eddie insists, trying again to make his hair look some specific way in the mirror. He’s given up and started over three times.

    It’s a double date. Like on that show.

    “What—what are you watching that there are double dates? Jesus. I should cancel cable. Make you read a book instead.”

    No!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    836
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    12546
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    2311
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    31 Oct 2021

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    “You think there’ll be more changes?”

    Maybe. A beat of silence. Probably.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,851
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    342
    Kudos:
    1209
    Bookmarks:
    138
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    9430

    30 Oct 2021

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