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Harry has always had a thing about fairies, so it only makes sense that he would fall in love with one.
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The Death Eaters Healer by Snarry5evr for WeAreTheLuckyOnes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2021
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How did being kidnapped by the wizarding world's biggest mob end up with Harry falling in love?
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Harry stumbles through a mirror and ends up in the Founder's time where they decide to train him to defeat Voldemort. Now if only he can keep his eyes off a certain Slytherin long enough to focus.
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As Severus Snape struggles with unanswered questions he meets a stranger in the Forbidden Forest that teaches him some questions don't need to be answered.
Just a nice little one shot to let you know I'm still around. Thanks for letting me take a break.
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After being caught as a spy, Dumbledore sends Severus on a mission to destroy the Horcruxes. A mission only he and Harry can accomplish due to their link to the Dark Lord.
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Slytherins and Gryffindors (Or Potters and Malfoys) by Snarry5evr
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Oct 2017
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Soup-pocalypse and The Great Curry Cataclysm by SquadOfCats
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2018
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Eleven years after the war, Draco Malfoy leads a quiet, boring, and perfectly respectable life, thanks very much. Or, at least he does, until a sudden and very unexpected veela awakening causes him to throw soup all over Harry Potter in the middle of the Ministry cafeteria.
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19 Jun 2021
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Harry Potter was not having a good day. Struck by lightning, chased by 'giants', becoming trapped in Devil's Snare and nearly ending up an Acromantula's pre-dinner appetiser, are all very bad things. And he is now living in the Slytherin dorms. It says something about his life that he isn't really all that surprised by the events of the last twenty-four hours. It's a wonder he hasn't gone barmy before now. It really is.
It also should be taken under advisement, that Draco Malfoy should NOT be allowed to name things. EVER.
And what is up with Nearly Headless Nick and the other ghosts? Why is someone going around polyjuiced as Harry? Why do they smell like radishes? And do they HAVE to suck on so many sugar quills?
Never abandoned, will update until complete. Merely sometimes forgotten in the face of ravenous plot bunnies.
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08 Feb 2021
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Before the final battle, Harry Potter plays hooky and learns about another world.
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09 Sep 2020
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“This is a state of the art, all-in-one 15-inch iMac G3,” Harry gushed, hand stroking the side of the machine. “It came in Bondi Blue but I thought I would change the colour of the housing to suit my new nails.” At this, Harry wiggles his hand at Voldemort to emphasise his point.
Voldemort stares at Harry blankly, at a loss as to which part of Harry’s incoherent statement he should attempt to deconstruct first.
"Of course, you can choose Strawberry for the outer casing but the bastards were going to charge more. What’s the point of having magic if you’re not going to use it to cheat The Man, right? Just don’t let anyone tell Steve Jobs,” Harry added, grinning, as if he were sharing some great secret.
“What,” Voldemort found himself saying before he could stop himself.
Translated into Chinese by the wonderful Lolita0904
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17 Jun 2020
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“Very well,” Harry replied primly, “Thank you so much for kidnapping me, accusing me of being fae, bruising my ribs, and the long and miserable ride home in an autumn sunset whilst wet. You’re a fucking charmer, feel free to drop by the next time you decide to terrorise our native creatures.”
The knight seemed hardly offended, which annoyed Harry to no ends, and he instead replied with, “You never told me your name, little peasant girl.”
“Names have power in the outer lands,” Harry responded sharply. “And I have no interest in learning yours. Names require exchange.”
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