SnarkyLlama

A snarky llama



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    For all your Sparkly, Alien!MPREG needs. A series written for our dearest Nopseud.

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    JC becomes a member of the Fatone family.

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    Senju Tobirama didn't die in that fight, he just arrived scuffed up in the future through some genuinely astounding mix-up in time and space as he went to evade by hiraishin.

    The first person to find him is a little Uzumaki boy with the kyuubi so very obviously lurking inside. The child offers his home (what kind of home is this? He will need to talk to the boy's parents) to wash up and borrow some clean clothes.

     

    Iruka arrives just on time to become irreversably tangled up in the mess that is the Nidaime discovering what has happened with the village since his reported death. It's all so far above his head he might as well live in a well, everything start to move around him and he would much rather not be dragged into the political shitstorm starting up. He had just wanted to make sure Naruto ate something and took a bath once in a while!

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    05 Sep 2020

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    There’s more to peace than the absence of war. The work is as hard and uncertain as any Shinobi mission.
    AKA: A highly self-indulgent fic in which a civilian woman helps an orphaned Sasuke and winds up saving the world.

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    05 Sep 2020

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    When Harry first joined the wizarding world, he did everything he was supposed to do. He sorted to Gryffindor, he was part of the Golden Trio and he was willing to die to defeat the man that had killed his parents. Unfortunately all that got him were seven uncomfortable years leading to an even more uncomfortable conversation with Dumbledore after he had apparently died. But while Harry was still considering his options between staying dead and Dumbledore's suggestion of somehow returning to finally defeat Voldemort once and for all, a third path was presented that would give him the chance to choose a different road to take on the day he'd first learned that Magic existed.

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    08 Aug 2020

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    It was an old Hylian custom, one that Sidon barely half-remembered from before the Calamity had happened, of a Hylian pressing their mouth to the back of a person’s hand.

    He remembered Mipha’s fond giggle as someone had done it to her in farewell, and the gesture seemed an appropriate way to honour Link as he departed to take on the next Divine Beast.

    (Originally going to be 'Five times Sidon kissed Link, one time Link kissed back' but they're not very good at keeping track of kisses)

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    27 Jul 2020

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    Not expecting that he would get a response, Theo sent Harry a gift to tell him how much he admired him for his defeat of Voldemort. And then, wonder of wonders, Harry replied. The tale of two people learning to see each other.

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    01 Jul 2020