"Work at Freddy's," they said.
"It will be fun," they said.
"You've got nothing to worry about," they said.
"Especially not the terrifying-animatronic-fox-pirate-thing that definitely wants to kill you," they said.
It's been about a year since the barrier fell, and a lot has changed - though not in very surprising ways. People are still jerks to anyone new and different, you're still freaked out by the idea of getting serious with anyone, your job is still weird and awesome. Oh, and your cat still has seriously no chill.
Also there is skeleton dong and small corporate politics.
"But it's too long!" You say. That's exactly the sort of attitude that stops me from making boxed mac and cheez when EasyMac's right there. Don't be like me. If you're going to indulge in trash, commit to it, man.
I mean also eventually the plotting gets so tight you could bounce a quarter off it.
Book One: Skarmageddon --- Chapters 1 - 92
Book Two: Even Skarmier --- Chapters 93 - 170
Epilogue shit --- 171 to like, whatever
Bookmarked by SnarkHorse
12 Aug 2016
This is the funniest Undertale story I've ever read. Very well-written. Nothing will ever compare.