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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    Summer can be frustrating, stifling, and relentlessly suffocating. Or maybe that's just when you're stuck with your incredibly hot, ex-best friend for the summer.

    Summer can also be invigorating, freeing, and absolutely exhilarating. Or maybe that's just what happens when you get a little too close to your supposed ex-best friend.

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    a.k.a. the lifeguards slow burn au that no one asked for

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    10 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Bucky finds a popular sex toy modeled on Captain America's own anatomy. Well, isn't this just perfect? Because even after all this time, he still hasn’t seen Steve’s supersoldier cock. But apparently in this day and age anyone with $29.95 can get a decent replica. The unfairness of this is of galactic proportions.

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    23 Aug 2019

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    Banging

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    Steve knows that Tony has feelings for him and, since he doesn’t return those feelings, has been mildly dreading the day that Tony decides to do something about it. When that day finally arrives, Steve discovers that Tony’s wooing strategy isn’t anything at all like he’d expected.

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    26 Jul 2019

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    good shit

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    Steve Rogers: khaki pants and ugly tweed wearing art history professor specializing in historical queer art (by day). Is actually Captain America, vigilante and the bane of Detective Barnes’s existence (by night).

    Detective Bucky Barnes: A very clever cop who suspects something is up with Steve. Is frustrated that Captain America exists and is dedicated to finding him because he loves a good puzzle.

     

    So, how does Steve convince Bucky that he's too boring to be Captain America? Go on a date with him.

     

    (Steve is kind of really, really bad at this secret identity thing)

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    21 Jun 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    “There are so many stories about you, about how scary and strong and… robotic you are. The Winter Captain and Winter Soldier… people might not agree on whether you exist, or whether you should continue to be used or if you should be destroyed… but at the end of the day, you have this… like… mystique? Everyone only talks about how terrifying you are, how ruthless you are, and when I heard you’d be joining us for this mission, I thought, you know, ‘hey, they can’t possibly be as scary as the stories say,’ cause, like, that’s gotta be all blown out of proportion and exaggerated, right? But then like, it’s not and you are even scarier than all the stories put together – like I almost wet myself. And tonight, when you… when I… I thought, like, ‘this is how I’m gonna die’"

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    Hydra has been biding its time in the aftermath of a galaxy-wide war, brewing the shadows since its defeat. Among their arsenal, they have two secret weapons: the Winter Captain and the Winter Soldier. They are awoken to carry out yet another mission, to once more help Hydra shape the future, bringing their brand of peace and order to the far reaches of the galaxy.

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    16 Jun 2019

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    Good shit