Smarty_Pants



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  1. Schitt's Creek (19)

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    We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.

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    Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.

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    11 Nov 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    Nashville AU. After their video company went defunct, the Rose family started a record label in Nashville, TN where David is Creative Director and Patrick is their latest signing.

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    09 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Pre-Schitt’s Creek canon-divergence.

    Despite the disaster with Barbara Streisand’s vocal coach, Alexis is not quite ready to give up on her singing dreams. Unfortunately, once word gets out, all the other industry professionals suddenly find their diaries full up and in desperation, Johnny turns to the local music school – and its owner, Patrick Brewer – for help.

    Meanwhile David Rose, disappointed at missing the cherry blossom season in Japan, and recovering from his latest romantic misfortune in New York, returns home to lie low for a few weeks.

    They don’t get off to the best start, but soon David can’t deny there’s something about his sister’s vocal coach.

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    31 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    Alex Claremont-Diaz is relocating back to Austin to join his dad's firehouse. His days as a firefighter in Washington D.C. ended badly, but no one knows that, or knows why. And he plans to keep that close to his chest. He has to shove it back down if he wants to seem like a normal person, if he wants to do the job, if he wants to get along with his new crew, and most of all, if he wants to get to know the hot British firefighter on the squad.

    No one can know what really happened.

    Completely written. Posting Tuesdays and Fridays.

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    09 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    David Rose follows Sebastien Raine to Harvard Law - what, like it’s hard? When David gets there he finds out not only that he’s got what it takes, but also that a certain teaching assistant named Patrick just might be the love of his life.

    A Legally Blonde AU.

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    08 Oct 2021