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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    pylon: I am going to unhinge my jaw and screech into the night.

    maribug: thats actually a better reaction than i was expecting
    not good
    but better

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    31 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    coffee <3 added sunshine child, marinate and dj beats

    coffee <3 named the conversation "my lovers"

    coffee <3: if someone doesnt send the homework to me rn

    i will cry

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    social media fic !!

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    23 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    Marinette has a plan. Alya and Nino are her very willing helpers.

    By the end of the week, Gabriel Agreste may or may not have his sanity in tact.

    ( ...Hm. Maybe he did deserve to have his life ruined. Just a bit.

    Alya resigned herself to her destiny. “Ok, let’s fuck with Agreste.”

    Nino grinned widely, swinging an arm around her shoulders and fist pumping. “Hell yeah, babe, that’s the spirit! We’ll knock him flat on his ass like that.” He snapped his fingers for effect. Alya snorted, leaning into his side. Her boyfriend was a massive dork. )

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    22 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    ~~~~~~~~~~°* Nino added Marinette and Alya to the chat.

     

    ~~~~~~~~~~°* Nino changed chat name to Kill Gabriel Agreste 2k19

     

    Nino: gabriel is a punk ass bitch, send tweet

    Alya: uh, did I miss something???

    Nino: gabriel can suck my dick

    Nino: but not really

    Nino: I’m not into abusive assholes and i have girlfriend

    Alya: abusive???

    Alya: nino s p i l l

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    Nino puts two and two together about Gabriel Agreste's shady shenanigans and Adrien's poor home life. And he's mad. Naturally, he texts Adrien and his closest friends, Marinette and Alya, to discuss.

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    22 Jan 2020

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    Team Leader: it’s me or communism take ur pick

    Rich and cute: …is it bad im still attracted

    Purr-fect: no I relate

    Foxy Lady: the entire world relates

    Foxy Lady: im in a relationship and both me and my boyfriend relate

    Turtle-y awesome: can indeed confirm

     

    Or, another crackfic where the heroes of Paris get a group chat

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    21 Jan 2020

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