SlowMercury
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Lost and Found Soul (you claimed it) by SlowMercury for JohnBurtonLee
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
06 Feb 2021
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Haku loses one family and then slowly builds another.
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All Roads Lead to Rome by SlowMercury for Lyrstzha
Fandoms: James Asher Vampire Series - Barbara Hambly
26 Dec 2020
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First up, the gender swap AU you definitely didn't ask for. (Also, they're going to Prague, not Rome.)
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a snowy evening by SlowMercury for Lyrstzha
Fandoms: James Asher Vampire Series - Barbara Hambly
18 Dec 2020
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James and Simon have a long overdue conversation.
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with luck and with skill by SlowMercury for wafflelate
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen, Naruto
06 Jun 2020
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As competent as he is, Zabuza could use some help this time. Anko assists her new-old friend.
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Comparative Sabotage Techniques by SlowMercury for KonMichie
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen, Naruto
22 May 2020
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ANBU Team Red and ANBU Wolf are unleashed on Kumo after the Third Shinobi War.
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"Don’t be fucking absurd," said Ford. "If you can't remember, it's your loss, Cooper. We are better at sex than two people have ever been since the history of the world began. We are the fucking Torvill and Dean of sex."
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Bookmarked by SlowMercury
27 Oct 2020
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Spy is a ridiculous film, and so is this. Susan, Nancy, Ford and Rayna do a job together.
Crocker's new swear jar was in fact a repurposed terrarium, and at the end of every month its contents were converted into a donation to the DC Youth Orchestra. During those months when Ford spent most of his time in the field, the donations were much smaller. Crocker called it Rick Ford's Cultural Tax. Ford called it a fucking disgraceful attempt at fucking victimisation, and insisted on tossing pound coins into it. Or Euros. Or rubles. Or dongs--the Vietnamese currency, apparently, much to Nancy's disappointment. Anything but actual American dollars, was the point.
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About the size of a turkey, the velociraptors were basically feathery coyotes with sickle claws. The little buggers were escape artists too, and managed to escape their enclosure at least once every week. Once free they would usually venture into the guest areas and raid the garbage cans, beg tourists for food, and try and lure the pigeons into a false sense of security by fluffing their feathers and pretending to peck at the ground.
The Other Velociraptors on the other hand, were six foot tall, super intelligent, scaly freaks of nature that only existed because the science department was a bunch of nerds. Surprisingly however they were much better behaved than their smaller, more natural counterparts. Too bad the chief of security was an asshole, and their trainer had a habit of getting drunk and teaching them things they really shouldn't know.
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Bookmarked by SlowMercury
23 Feb 2020
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When Sasha Deling had first started working for Prehistoric Paradise dinosaur theme park, she had thought her job would involve things like escaping velociraptors.
She was right.
However instead of screaming people running in terror from prehistoric killing machines, there was garbage scattered across the food-court and people complaining to management.
About the size of a turkey, the velociraptors were basically feathery coyotes with sickle claws. And like coyotes, the raptors had adapted very well to human presence. After all, a sickle claw was perfect for disemboweling garbage bags, half-eaten fish sticks didn’t fight back, and tourists would just give your food if you looked at them and made the right noises.
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Reports of Witches Falling by raven (singlecrow) for st_aurafina
Fandoms: good luck roomba witch - ofsparrows (Artwork)
23 Dec 2018
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The Roomba is great. You can just switch it on and leave it. It gets in all the corners. The attending physician says Anurag is lucky he didn't die.
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Bookmarked by SlowMercury
25 Jan 2019
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If they came right out and asked, Anurag, are you a witch, he would have said, why, how perspicacious of you to be asking, yes I am and my speciality is credit card fraud. Instead they sold the old Hoover – which, okay, was not in the best of condition after being smashed against various parts of the Cambridge built environment a few times – without considering the implications for anyone's burgeoning new identity.
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DLC: The Noble Lady's Kindness by MarsDragon for whitedandelions
Fandoms: I reincarnated into an otome game as a villainess with only destruction flags (Light Novel & Manga)
25 Dec 2018
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The popular otome game Fortune Lover is getting an update! Go on a brand-new route to romance former rival Katarina Claes!
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Bookmarked by SlowMercury
31 Dec 2018
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Social media comments on the Maria/Katarina route of the popular otome Fortune Lovers, and it is hilarious.
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Bookmarked by SlowMercury
21 Jan 2018
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One of my favorite Harry Potter "everyone got sorted into different Houses" stories - Luna in Gryffindor is amazing.