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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    5+1 Times Crowley Rescued Aziraphale According to the Romantic Tropes of the Era, and One Time Aziraphale Turned It Around on Him (plus Prologue)

    Let's be real, the Bastille was definitely not the only time Aziraphale "Swooning Maiden" Ziraphale got Anthony "Just Wants to Get to Be the Hero" Crowley to rescue him. Here is an utterly self-indulgent selection of further rescues through the ages, complete with 16th-century literary tropes and everyone involved being a complete dork, because I'm writing the fanfiction I want to see in the world.

    Fic is pre-written, and a chapter will be posted every Friday!

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    20 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    To quote directly from the prompt that inspired this:

    Gabriel sensed Aziraphale's feelings for Crowley clear as day during the confrontation at the airbase. Fast forward to the trial in Heaven where he takes "Aziraphale" to task about betraying Heaven and the Great Plan for love of a creature that can't return his feelings.

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    07 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    Aziraphale is not built for administration.

    He is informed of this in clever language in the letter he received this morning, although he has known it for years. He is only surprised the bureaucracy of the city has taken so long to catch up to him.

    Somewhere in Nevaeh, there is a room. It is mostly dark, and damp, and dreary, and were it not for the row of plants on the windowsill, it would be quite intolerable indeed.
    There is a person inside this room, who is meant to be deprived of all earthly comforts, who is meant to take on all the suffering of the city, and without him, the great white towers of the city would surely topple into the sea.

    That's what everyone outside the room believes, anyway.

    Although the new guard, Aziraphale, has his doubts.

    They begin the moment the man behind the door begins to tell him a story.

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    30 Nov 2019

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    In which Crowley wakes up from a long nap confused, dust-free and with an unexpected guest.

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    29 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Basically, Aziraphale doesn’t give a fuck about the M25, and didn’t lift a finger to stop it because he never leaves his shop, and he doesn’t drive.

    Meanwhile, Crowley works to further inconvenience himself in hindsight.

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    26 Aug 2019

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