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    Stiles finds a mysterious packet of seeds one day called 'Seed Wolf'. He doesn't expect anything to grow from them, maybe a flower or something to replace his beloved (and deceased) cactus Bertrand.

    What grows from the little seed is surprising.

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    02 Oct 2016

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    Jared's the shit, he's also a shit who did not break-up with Jensen, they're re-evaluating their relationship. Jensen is a scrapbooking, Martha Stewart addicted, fifties housewife whose patience has run dry and is so broken-up with Jared. Jeff just wants a steady supply of cookies. Mark fucking Sheppard is probably the King of Hell. Chris and Chad are vagina crazy man-whores, but both of them would totally start loving dick for Jensen.

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    23 Jun 2016

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    J2 and their tale of growing up with Martha Stewart and scrapbooking!

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    FBI Agent Jensen Ackles is a damn good agent, but his devil-may-care attitude, gut instinct, and sheer dumb luck have finally run out. With his job and reputation on the line, Jensen is assigned to a new partner: the overzealous and overachieving Agent Jared Padalecki.

    Their mission: Infiltrate a ring of drug dealers hiding out in Suburbia in the midst of the Holiday season.

    The only catch? They have to pretend to be head-over-heels in love with each other.

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    18 Jun 2016

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    Chistmas spirit and J2 as FBI agents.

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    Napoleon has had an absurd soulmark since birth. It is faded grey, like all soulmarks are until one’s soulmate speaks the words, and scrawled along the inside of his forearm. He wears a band around the mark, because he does not want anyone to try to say it while he is on the job; luckily, a lot of people cover theirs, so he never stands out. Illya, for example, also wears one, and he has no idea what Illya’s soulmark could be.

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    01 Apr 2016

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    Napoleon isn’t quite sure he can put yes, because your superiors don’t get to see you gloating when you’re not playing chess against yourself, and they don’t get to discuss dumb opera plots with you, they don’t get to see you engrossed in cheap paperbacks and treat them like first editions because you care that much about what they say, and they don’t get to see that you have a personality and that it’s everything but unpleasant when one gets to know you, and I don’t understand why would anyone think it’s a good idea to treat you like an asset and not a person in words that might not sound completely ridiculous, never mind that he’s not even sure Illya would take such a rant seriously.

    Or: where Illya has issues asking for what he wants if it falls under the unnecessary-to-his-job radar and Napoleon just might be a bit over in his head, but he's entirely willing to rectify that situation.

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    22 Mar 2016