Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Dec 2017
“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”
“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."
“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.
"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.
Bookmarked by Sigfried
22 Oct 2018
09 Nov 2016
~ * The Asset * ~
"Hold him! That's my TV!!!"
The scream made the asset raise his head, noticing the petty thief who ran towards him with a TV-screen pressed to his chest. His hand shot out, before he could make the conscious decision to do so. The metal arm toppled the crook as if he had run against a lamp-post. Only when looking down at the greasy man, did he realize that he had obeyed a command without knowing who had given it.
When Bucky tells Tony he is worried about Winter hurting him if they start dating, Tony doesn't mean to laugh. Really he doesn't. Even he knows that is insensitive. But he can't help it. The two obviously don't talk to each other if Bucky is still concerned. So Tony explains why he doesn't have to be. (Poor Bucky...)
Problem Child by TGP
21 Sep 2018
Two weeks after Steve wakes up, a kid hacks SHIELD and sets every computer to blast AC/DC at random. Now Steve's looking after Howard's get and an evil alien is attacking the world. This is the best day ever. Really.
Steve might just find a way to go back in time and punch Howard in the face.
21 Oct 2018
In which Erik and Harrie are soulmates and neither are too sure what to make of the other.
Part 1- like the rain chooses the grass
Part 2- like the grass catches the rain