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    "It's Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you're still single? About how your parents really want more grandchildren? Well, look no further!

    I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if I shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game."

    -Jesse McCree probably

    A story 110% based on this craigslist ad - http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/11/craig.jpg

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    02 Sep 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    McCree had several problems. The most important one at the moment was his mentor and father figure disappearing without a trace. If Gabe left without telling McCree where he was going, it was bad. If Gabe left without telling his partner, Jack, it was catastrophic.

    It was Detective Shimada's skill of finding people that led McCree to him.

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    01 Sep 2018

  3. Rec *

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    A lot of heroes are doing it. Amai Mask is doing it - the Blizzard Group is doing it - Metal Bat and Tornado are doing it. The Hero Association says these livestreams are a good way to let the public get to know their saviors more closely and, most importantly, be more likely to donate money. Saitama decides to start streaming out of boredom more than anything else, but it quickly becomes... frankly, with his being the most-hated channel out of them all, and with Genos eventually finding out about it, more trouble than it's worth.

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    31 Aug 2018

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    Naruto gets stood up at his own wedding because—to be honest—that’s just how his luck runs.

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    30 Aug 2018

  5. Rec 52

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    Chat noir's first arrival at marinette's house made her wonder who he really was underneath the mask. chat decides to tell her under one condition they play a guessing game to figure it out. only problem with this game is that chat's not gonna play fair

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    18 Mar 2016