ShipInABottle



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  1. Summary

    Literally just porn, thanks.

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    Harry goes back in time after years of careful study identifying the right moment: the moment when he can become Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and change the minds of the young Slytherins who became Voldemort's most loyal followers. Everything goes right. Except one little thing.

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    17 May 2022

  2. Rec *

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    "When we don't die young and violently, we die weird. Well, or all three, case in point."

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    13 May 2022

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    It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.

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    01 May 2022

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    Someone had written a revisionist history book claiming that the idea for the piano was stolen from a wizarding instrument of great antiquity. Draco had to admit that anything involving stringing cat's guts on pegs and pounding them with hammers did seem about in the Pureblood line.

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    29 Apr 2022

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    (aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')

    Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.

    At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.

    (cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)

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    24 Apr 2022