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“I love you Norman, but this is creepy even for you.”
“Not helping, Neil.”
“I am helping. I’m being super helpful. Friends don’t let friends be stalkers.”
“I’m not-” Norman stopped in the middle of the sidewalk and looked around for any eavesdroppers, living or otherwise. He hissed defensively into his phone. “It’s not stalking. I’m investigating.”
“It’s worse than I thought,” Neil said somberly. There was the familiar crinkle of a bag of chips in the background. “How many friends have you made since you guys moved in?”
“I’ve made tons of new friends,” Norman said.
“Corporeal friends, Norm.”
“That’s so alive-ist.”
What should have been a twelve hour drive up north to Gravity Falls had somehow become a two-day trek sightseeing and visiting every lame tourist trap that was circled on an old, faded brochure.
Norman had no idea what kind of ‘family tradition’ involved sabotaging a giant ball of yarn or distributing maps to everyone going into some guy’s corn maze, but he had to admit it was pretty damn fun.
22 Jan 2021
Jane porter is not an adventuress. Nor is she on the hunt for treasure or a seeker of something arbitrary as glory. She joined Mr. Whitmore's expedition to vindicate father's legacy and give his (and her) critics what-for.
She could not account for this. Standing in the greatest find in the history of mankind, a long-lost civilization alive and rediscovered against all odds
And she's making an utter fool of herself in front of the warrior-princess.
Father would be positively chuffed.
With the number of female friends she had doubling from her previous record of precisely zero, Sam's decided to invite Danielle and Valerie for one of those proper girl's sleepover parties: snacks, video games, and a horror movie marathon. At least, she thinks that's what constitutes a girl's sleepover.
Now, if only her two guests and their mutually clueless flirting would stop making Sam feel like a third wheel.
Had Danny and her been this bad? She really hoped not.
It had all been Star’s idea. They’d been old enough to know that some of their favorite bands had imploded in ways that had nothing to do with bad music. The Pact was about putting the Band first, about keeping the peace, about not letting their careers kill their friendship.
Somehow it stayed alive, growing up alongside with the band like an invisible mascot that only they knew about. A childish pact slowly evolving from a tradition to inviolate dogma. The One Rule. No matter what happened, they still honored it because when you got right down to it, the only people on Earth that understood what they went through every day was their bandmates.
If the band voted for it, you did it. End of story.
“Okay, okay, fine," Valerie sighed and shut her book. “What did you have in mind?”
Gwaine scoffed as he crossed his arms over his chest, chin jutted out as he resolutely shook his head.
"No way. We can handle ourselves without Merlin for two days...Well, some of us can." He clicked his tongue with a nod towards the other three. Leon frowned.
"What are you trying to say?"
"That we didn’t grow up with servants," Elyan snorted "I know it’s a scary thought but...we can actually survive a hunt without Merlin’s stew." He said. Gwaine gasped in fake shock.
"We don’t need a servant," Arthur piped up immediately, chest puffing out in defiance "Hell, with how Merlin is, I’ve pretty much been without a servant for years!"
"Great!" Percival said and jerked his head "Then let’s go."
The knights go on a hunt without a servant because Merlin is sick. Obviously it goes fantastic.
Despite all the supposed trips to the tavern none of the knights have seen Merlin drunk. They decide to rectify that. A poor decision, really.
“So let me get this straight,” Arthur said, folding his fingers together as the man in front him awkwardly shifted. “You are under the impression if you win the favor of my servant that you will then win my favor?” He asked and the nobleman shifted again.
“Well, sire.” He said “That is the common consensus among… The chatter.”
“The chatter.” Arthur repeated and his mind flashed to all the kindness Merlin had received from other nobles. Dear God.
Merlin has all of Camelot (and neighboring kingdoms) wrapped around his finger and Arthur is beginning to resign himself to the fact his servant somehow has more power than he does.
A high-class seamstress and a piratical Vodou sorceress seem like unlikely allies, but Kanaya hears things that are useful for a brigand to know, and Rose acquires things that are useful for a tailor to have. They have an understanding. One that comes with fringe benefits.
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09 Feb 2021
It’s hard to get worked up over porn in a room full of your best friends, but also…
It’s surprisingly easy to get worked up over porn in a room full of your best friends.
Zuko didn't expect to spend his night watching porn on Twitch with his ex-girlfriend, her girlfriend, and two people who he might be desperately in love with. And maybe, despite all the effort he puts in to try and convince them they can do better, they feel the same way.
Turns out, the LieBot was right all along.
Suki's the top, Zuko's the bottom, Sokka's the switch, and we all been knew.
- Part 2 of Gaang YouTubers AU
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24 Jan 2021