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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    “You don’t want this,” Eskel scoffs. “We’re not all as noble as The White Wolf.”

    Scoffing, Jaskier sends up a prayer for strength to deal with these ridiculous, martyring witchers. “Oh, is that what’s happening here? This is one of those ‘I’m a monster unworthy of love’ kind of things?” he asks bluntly, clicking his tongue when Eskel’s expression shutters. “Ah.”

    “I’m starting to see why Geralt finds you annoying.”

    Jaskier pokes him in the arm. “That’s hurtful and untrue, you adore me,” he takes his hand. “And since apparently it bears stating, I’m also not a poor confused victim on the side of the road. I’m a sober man who trusts you with my life and would be happy to let you have your wicked way with me.”

     

    (Jaskier enjoys getting fucked drunk and will have none of Eskel castigating himself for enjoying fucking him drunk.)

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    22 Nov 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    In a strange turn of events, Jaskier's turned into a goat. Obviously, the best plan is to track down Kaer Morhen and hope Geralt can help him.

    Geralt's not the witcher who finds him, though.

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    22 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Geralt loses a chunk of his memories, meets an overly-friendly bard, and comes to the obvious conclusion: that somewhere along the way, he apparently lost his godsdamned mind and decided to take a human lover on the Path with him.

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    22 Nov 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 93

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    Unexpected side effect of Jaskier praising witchers far and wide: children making the logical jump that witchers can handle ALL monsters. Including such subspecies as the under-the-bed variety.

    And, well, what are you supposed to say to a child who asks you to fight a monster for them?

    (Note: Chapter 5 is the reason for the M rating. All other chapters are T for language.)

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    22 Nov 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Illya flirts back and Napoleon wasn't ready for it.

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