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    Lambert is a very grumpy cookie decorator at Kaer Morsels who makes his money piping obscene things onto cookies with icing. Aiden is the delivery guy who smiles at Lambert and talks to him and makes his stomach feel all weird like he's going to barf but in a good way. Which is weird because he's pretty sure that he isn't into guys. You can think someone is hot and want to get them shirtless and make out with them and spend the rest of your life with them in a friend way, right? Right, that seems like a thing. Fuck.

    (Lambert has a gay awakening at the hands of soft dom Aiden. Apparently he has a thing for gorgeous men bossing him around, so sue him.)

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    09 Jan 2022

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    Post mountain, Jaskier has been traveling alone. It hurt to walk away, but being blamed for everything that went wrong in someone else's life was one step too far. He'd been a traveling bard for over two decades, both with and without Geralt by his side. He didn't need the witcher, didn't need much else besides his lute.

    Destiny had other ideas, however. A chance meeting in a forest with a small, angry child gave them both a glimpse into a life they didn't think they'd ever have or want. But in adopting this feral kid, Jaskier finds himself irrevocably tied into a life he thought he'd left, with a family he didn't know he wanted.
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    (Porny bits are marked off with *** for those who prefer to skip)

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    04 Jan 2022

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    "Do you need anything? A bath, obviously, but anything else? Any wounds that need cleaning or stitching?" Jaskier asks, the words tumbling out of his mouth too fast. "I can help. Do you need me to get something?"

    "Jask."

    "Don't," Jaskier snaps and his shoulders fall. "Just… please, don't."

    "Don't what?" Geralt asks. He feels like he missed half of the conversation and he's starting to get frustrated, unsure about what is wrong with Jaskier and how to help him. "What the fuck is going on?"

    Jaskier swallows and licks his lips. "Just tell me what you need me to do. Please."

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    Geralt comes across Jaskier in a small town by accident and asks him to travel with him again, hoping things will go back to the way they were before the fight. But Jaskier is different—he's more subdued and cautious, and entirely too agreeable. Geralt doesn't know what's wrong with him, but he's determined to fix it.

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    28 Dec 2021

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    Jaskier runs a bardcore channel on the continent's equivalent of youtube and has a chance to be a host of a show on the history channel. He is to go to a reenactment hotel, film some stuff, and maybe he'll have an incredible job. And he is beyond thrilled because they are sending him to Kaer Morhen - the fabled home of the once great wolf witchers, a class of warriors that he read stories about as a child.

    Only the keep is a bad medieval times wannabe and it is worse that finding out Santa Claus isn't real. The only authentic thing seems to be the actor playing Geralt of Rivia. He is authentic, like super authentic, like super holy wow authentic.

    What happens when a social media minor celebrity meets a man from the thirteenth century? Why true love of course.

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    20 Nov 2021

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    Joe and Nicky are two lonely people who frequent the same bookstore. After they get to talking, they figure out that maybe they don’t have to be so lonely anymore.

    Or: a little love story about difficult seasons, and how they pass.

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    27 Sep 2021