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    They were polar opposites from different worlds. They worked smoothly together on missions, but there was something else between them. It was always there, pushing and pulling, tearing into them.

    Napoleon has no idea what to make of this Sentinel who works without a Guide, has never needed one, who functions like clockwork. A man who could blow up in your face, kill you in a dozen creative ways before breakfast, and who never zones. A man he keeps poking and prodding, provoking at every turn.

    He should be grateful that Illya needs no one to help him with control, because Napoleon is no Guide. He tested negative. He has a talent, but he is no Guide. Really. He isn't.

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    06 Sep 2018

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    They were polar opposites from different worlds. They worked smoothly together on missions, but there was something else between them. It was always there, pushing and pulling, tearing into them.

    Napoleon has no idea what to make of this Sentinel who works without a Guide, has never needed one, who functions like clockwork. A man who could blow up in your face, kill you in a dozen creative ways before breakfast, and who never zones. A man he keeps poking and prodding, provoking at every turn.

    He should be grateful that Illya needs no one to help him with control, because Napoleon is no Guide. He tested negative. He has a talent, but he is no Guide. Really. He isn't.

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    05 Sep 2018

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    Distressed, he began to pace the shoreline. What had he done wrong? Was there really no hope for him to ever find his howl?

    So distressed was the wolf, that he did not notice two brown eyes watching him from just beyond the braking point of the waves.The eyes ducked down under the water, only to appear again, closer and to the right. The head which held the eyes was shiny and black, with whiskers around a twitching nose. It continued ducking down and reappearing closer, until, at last, they were right by the shore.

    It watched the wolf. “What are you?”

    The wolf startled, casting about, until it sensed the figure still hidden under the gentle ripples of the waves.

    “What are you?” the wolf asked, fur along his back startled on end.

    “I asked you first.”

    The wolf shook out his tail, teeth pulling back in a growl. “I am a wolf.”

    “Oh,” it said. Then, “What is a wolf?”

    ...

    A fairytale about a wolf and a selkie, and how they fell in love.

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    04 Sep 2018

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    Following Peter and Wade through their relationship and their absolute failure to communicate literally anything important to people who are not each other. I swear, these guys need to learn to use words.

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    04 Sep 2018

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    Peter's autistic. Yes, of course he’s still Spider-Man. Deadpool tries to accommodate, with mixed results.
    Then: plot.
    The fic is better than this summary, scout's honor.

    I play fast and loose with canon but try to stay true to (what I perceive to be) the spirit of the characters.

    • Rating *may* change to explicit later. I have an outline but the boys are already starting to veer off. I can't make promises.
    • Chapter-specific warnings will be given.
    • Story/chapter titles are all Eels songs.

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    04 Sep 2018