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Please won't you be a mutant?



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    Sometimes, a family is a demonic nanny, an angelic cook, and a kid who isn't actually the Antichrist.

    Or: Crowley helps Aziraphale secure a different position at the Dowling Estate.

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    12 Sep 2019

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    It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.

    Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.

    Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.

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    05 Sep 2019

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    Now with added Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin!

    “Go on,” Tyler said shyly, watching Jamie take the simple gold band out. They would use the same ring when they married Jamie knew, one doing duty as both engagement ring and wedding band. “I hope you don’t think I’m too soppy,” Alpha said. He held out a chicory flower he’d plucked from the riverbank. “Can I put it in your coat if I don’t touch anywhere else?” he asked, and Jamie eagerly nodded. Very carefully Alpha tucked the flower into Jamie’s second from the top buttonhole and then his hands lingered, resting lightly on Jamie’s lapels as they just looked at one another.

    “Are you engaged yet?” Tyson bellowed from across the river and both Jamie and Alpha Seguin started and pulled apart.

     
    Tyson Barrie, one of the very rare Omegas born only into ultra observant religious communities, finds himself pregnant after the death of his husband Gabriel Landeskog and to survive in 1870s Denver, must marry Nathan MacKinnon. Omega Jamie Benn, survivor of a loveless arranged marriage, comes to join his friend in Denver and marries Alpha Seguin.

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    03 Sep 2019

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    "I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.

    Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.

    "Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.

    "Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."

    "Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.


    An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.

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    22 Aug 2019

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    Grand Admiral Thrawn and Lieutenant Commander Eli Vanto. A highly-intelligent, dispassionate alien military strategist and his long-suffering, empathic, hot-tempered aide. Two outsiders together against the world. Two different ranks, two different backgrounds, and yet, they have more in common than they realize, and become quite a team over the course of their 9-year-long working relationship.

    Oh, and if you’re asking me? They fall in love along the way.

    A ship manifesto, reposted to the Archive for safekeeping. Originally posted on tumblr.

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    15 Aug 2019