SharpestScalpel

Please won't you be a mutant?



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    Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.

    Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.

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    22 Jun 2018

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    21 Jun 2018

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    The year is 1963, and Colonel Steve Rogers has been the Iron Man since 1940. His recent brush with death in a fight against the Hulk has left him scarred, broken, and -- unwillingly -- in retirement. He'll never wear the armor again. Tony Stark, the new owner of Stark Industries, is young, brilliant, ambitious, and he has a few ideas of his own about the next Iron Man. But when Tony shows up at Steve's door one evening, the conversation quickly turns to matters other than business. Tony is smart, gorgeous, half Steve's age, and he's definitely not offering what Steve and his lonely fantasies wish he were offering. And even if he were, Steve should definitely not take him up on it.

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    21 May 2018

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    After Avengers movie night falls through AGAIN Clint drags Sam and Steve to a local dive bar for some trivia.

    Run by a super-smart, extra salty vet with a cyborg arm and his equally snarky sister, trivia soon becomes Steve's new obsession. Only because he wants to win though.

    It has nothing, NOTHING to do with the stormy gray eyes of his host, or the thick framed glasses the man wears, or even the fact that his cheekbones make Steve's fingers itch for a pencil.

    It's just a friendly game of bar trivia...right?

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    24 Apr 2018

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    It's an AU where everyone works in the food industry. That makes total sense and is definitely not wildly irrational on any axis.

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    24 Apr 2018