SharpestScalpel

Please won't you be a mutant?



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  1. Rec 53

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    The naiad moved in shortly after Sid finished his house, that first summer, a week after he filled the pool. He noticed some splashing one morning while he was eating breakfast, and when he went outside to investigate, she popped her head up out of the water, clung to the side of the pool, and hissed at him.

    “Uh,” Sid said, still holding a slice of toast in one hand. Dew from the grass chilled his bare feet. “Are you—hi?”

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    05 Jan 2018

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    It’s only later, when Stiles is lying in bed and staring at his ceiling, that he thinks: of course. Of course Derek Hale is pure of heart.

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    A unicorn thinks Derek deserves nice things.

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    05 Jan 2018

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    Takes place in the canon 'verse about a year and a half after S2, and charts the major milestones in Stiles' and Derek's brand-new relationship. Contains reckless!Stiles, failwolf!Derek, good-guy!Sheriff and a seriously ridiculous level of cuteness.

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    03 Jan 2018

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    When CAPTAIN AMERICA walks into the precinct, Jake staples his finger and doesn't realize it for like, six hours. He can only be happy that Scully and Hitchcock leave every day they can at 4:48pm so that they couldn’t bring shame upon the family.

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    30 Dec 2017

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    Steve goes so hard for Bucky that he becomes a licensed, practicing massage therapist.

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