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    Harry likes kids. That doesn't mean he's ready for a small boy to turn up on the doorstep of Grimmauld Place insisting that Harry is his father. That was weird enough, but the child identifying Draco Malfoy as his other parent was something Harry had no bloody idea how to handle.

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    Bilbo Baggins wakes up. He is twenty-one again, with all his life ahead of him. But first, there are things he must do. Time-travel, fix-it, friendship fic. Slow Build. Cross-posted to FF.net.

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    25 Nov 2018

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    After Battle of Erebor, Tauriel sets out for Dol Guldur.

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    24 Nov 2018

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    Even on the sweet walks of the Shire, things come along that sweep you off your feet—adventures, wizards, children. Bilbo came down, a month after he’d adopted this strange, quiet boy on a whim and a wonder, and found his whole (second) living room scattered with some unholy combination of paint, jam, and mud. Frodo sat in the middle of the mess, with dirty hands and innocence plastered all over his face.

    Bilbo leaned on the door because something in that bright grin had taken his balance from him. He went for a mop. He had not felt so at home since thirteen dwarves had tumbled through his round green door. He felt like Frodo had stolen something from him and then given it back better than it had left.

    Thievery, perhaps, ran in the family.

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    23 Nov 2018

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    A dimension where Rick never left Beth and her mom, instead growing into a nice pudgy #1 grandpa who doesn't really go on adventures and mostly only does safe science. The Beth and Jerry in this dimension never have Morty, and instead end up having another daughter a few years later.
    Since this Rick is Morty-less, and what the council deems as “unfit to protect his dimension”, he ends up assigned Combat Morty number 32. Number 32 was raised in the citadel and is very good at his job, but is also very weirded-out by normal social conventions and a bit of a paranoid hoodlum.

    Its an adjustment for everyone involved.

    (A series of ficlets based on cannibalshark's Combat Morty AU.)

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    08 Nov 2018