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    Business pulls Bilbo to the town of Scary, but it is the journey home that changes everything for Bilbo. Family, it seems, comes in many forms, and quite possibly in the form of a scarred, silent shade of a Dwarrow Bilbo finds in a ditch.

    Family, though, is a tricky thing, and there's fun to be had when they come looking for their kin.

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    At no point in the accidental usurpation of Thorin as leader of The Company and the quest for Erebor, did Bilbo intend for this to turn into an exploration of cultural differences (and something that almost feels like group therapy). For some reason, the Dwarrows aren't complaining, and Bilbo isn't going to question it, as long as the lumoxes behave themselves and do as they're told.

    Who knows, they all might yet survive this insane journey.

    (Or, where Bilbo decides the Dwarves are all too stupid for him to endure this ridiculousness anymore and Does It Hobbit and the Dwarves suddenly get affectionate.)

    *Please note, within this story there are mentions of the underage rape and subsequent pregnancy of an off-screen character. Mentions are brief in chapter 2, and a little more in depth chapter 4. While details are light and are more discussions of emotional aftermath, this may still be distressing to read for those with triggers. Please be cautious.

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    “What weapon do you prefer? Ax or sword?”

    “Accidents”, was Bilbo’s bland reply. “Preferably about a month after the initial confrontation if they haven’t apologized yet. It helps allay suspicion.”

    Prompt: Tomatoes used to be considered both poisonous and an aphrodisiac. Idea- it is impossible to poison a hobbit with anything less than a morgul blade. Discuss the Company’s reaction to watching Bilbo eat ‘poisonous’ things. Extra credit if dwarves actually believe salad will kill them.

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    Within minutes, he'd polished off the slice and was chasing the crumbs with a wet finger. Dinner was postponed. Taking off his jacket, Hannibal bustled about the kitchen, brewing a cup of strong coffee that would go well with the dark chocolate.

    As he cut himself a larger piece, he saw there was something written on the paper plate. Carefully, using the knife, Hannibal separated cake and plate.

    Under smears of chocolate and crumbs, it read in cursive print: Graham's Cakes & Baked Goods. Wolf Trap, Virginia.

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    A bakery AU, but not really. Or, the series without Will Graham, FBI special consultant. But again, not really. READ THE NOTES!

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    (Or: What Tumblr Has Decided Should Just Be Called The Postshower Fic And, Fine, I Can't Argue With That.)

    Or, in which the following prompt took on a life of its own: I want to see Will getting out of the shower with only a towel around his waist and trying to walk carefully to his bedroom. As he’s turning the corner, he walks straight into Hannibal and gets Hannibal’s outfit wet. Hannibal is stunned at first, but then gets lost at the sight of Will in a towel, admiring every inch of his body. Will blushes at first, but then he apologizes for the accident and walks inside his room closing the door behind him, leaving a damp, confused and aroused Hannibal in the hallway.

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