SergeantPixie



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    Magnoliophyta is the scientific name for flowering plants.

    AU where Elena runs off to NYC to become an actress who only plays characters who die.

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    I hate sleeping curses?? Basically the different ways various people wake Elena from the stupid curse. There will be no Salvatore fics. And Bonnie will never die/become a vampire. Because fuck that.

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    Various THG lady pairings

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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    “There are two kinds of cops: those who choose to do the job and those born to the job.”

    Lassiter and Juliet are trapped in a warehouse with a gang who wants them dead. Only help from an unlikely source will give them the chance to make it out of there alive.

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    03 Sep 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    Historical AU, Oneshot, 1700's London. For the Jonsa gift exchange.

    Sansa, the highest-paid harlot in Lord Baelish’s Eyrie, is determined to save young Alys from a fate worse than death, but sees no means before her—that is, until the new Justice Snow arrives in London.

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    24 Apr 2020

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    "What does the Queen in the North want with a common traitor and queenslayer?" he asks. He hadn't been expecting an answer, not really, and even though his blackest parts might have thought it -- wished it, willed it -- he's certainly not expecting a kiss like this, like she is a woman dying of thirst and he is the last stream in Westeros. And he leans into it; she can have every last piece if it means she lives.

    There is no innocence in this kiss. All of their innocence is gone. "Being queen is much less sweet without my king," she murmurs, and his chest is fit to burst because he knows she means him.

    Five times Jon Snow comes to Winterfell, one time he stays, and the things he leaves behind.

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    04 Apr 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    “Why don’t you ask Jon? For your new band. I hear he’s done with the Wildlings... You two would be good together.”

    He says it like he’s matchmaking, like what he has in mind is a goddamn wedding. Her and Jon Snow. Sansa shakes her head.

    (Or: Sansa needs a new guitarist, Jon needs a new band, and the two of them definitely don't need each other.)

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    03 Apr 2020

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    In which Penny finds a fun alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusts off an old skill. And everything starts to change.

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    13 Mar 2020