30 Jan 2017
Kakashi is being trolled. He doesn’t know how that can be, but he knows with utmost certainty that he’s being trolled somehow.
Kakashi gets saddled with the cheekiest little brats ever and wonders if it's too late to become a missing nin.
Stiles rages, thumping down the hallway, undressing as he goes. His wet sweatshirt, ugh, wet t-shirt gets cast off as he tries to get warm. Maybe he’ll just take a hot shower and get on Netflix and contemplate his sad winter break all by himself.
A door opens, and an annoyed voice calls out, ”Noise ordinances during the winter break still apply—”
Derek Hale steps into the hallway, freezing when he sees Stiles standing there wet and shirtless.
In which Stiles is stuck at school over winter break until he realizes Derek is also from Beacon Hills. Cue rideshare.
- Part 23 of A Series of Tumblr Ficlets
Not wanting to think on it took much, Stiles took a step forward and passed his hand between the bars, moving the bleeding side closer to Derek’s mouth.
“Not too close, he bites.”
Stiles snatched his hand away just as Derek had been about to lick at it. The snarl he got in response was not comforting.
“He what?” Stiles asked nervously, turning to Deaton.
The man looked a little amused. “Don’t worry, only if he doesn’t like you.”
“Well, he probably hates me, now!” Stiles insisted, turning back to Derek.
He looked extremely displeased.
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Jun 2018
The wolf’s head whipped around so fast, Stiles felt like he was watching The Exorcist.
Stiles wondered if he could just stand still enough to make the wolf think he was a tree. A very bright red and jean-clad tree. He doubted it, but one could hope.
He knew it was a lost cause when the wolf turned fully, lips pulled back from its sharp teeth—so very sharp, good fucking Lord!—and began walking towards Stiles.
“I didn’t see anything!” Stiles shouted, both hands out in front of himself and sweat instantly breaking out across his skin. “I swear to you! I didn’t see anything! I didn’t see anything! I won’t tell anyone! I won’t! I’ll keep this to myself, until the day I die! I promise! I promise!”
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
02 Dec 2018
“You’re late,” Derek informed him coldly, jaw clenched. He barely even moved his mouth to speak. This guy was seriously scary.
And because Stiles was suicidal, he said, “No, I’m Stiles.”
The look he got could’ve curdled milk. Stiles even noticed that Derek’s muscles were tensing, arms bulging even more and wow this guy was scary and hot but mostly scary holy shit.
“You’re not funny,” Derek informed him coldly.
Stiles shrugged. “I think that’s a matter of opinion.”