2 Works by SearchingforSerendipity in Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 May 2016
"Oh, Crowley, don't feel guilty," he said. Crowley realized with a start that he was reassuring him and had to bite back a hysterical laugh.
"Only, you were ever so miserable torturing people, and really, it does no one no good to have an institution of the Father using hellish means. There have to be boundaries drawn somewhere."
02 Mar 2016
Crowley smiled, sly. "Yesss, I imagine you would have more use for talonsss. Better at grasping thingsss."
"Oh, don't you start already, dear. I say, you steal one Apple Of Knowledge once and suddenly everyone thinks you are a thief."
A demon and an angel, falling sideways and switching places.
- Part 1 of the gardener and the apple thief