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    He saw the horn poking out from the pony's head, golden and straight and somehow delicate-looking despite the empty tuna can hanging off of it. The unicorn horn. "The fuck," Sidney said out loud, his eye skipping from the horn over the greyish-white body to the graceful gold-toned hooves.

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    Because if Yavanna Kementári was going to bless the dwarves of Erebor then her husband simply had to as well. Fíli and his wife are having great trouble conceiving a child. Mahal decides to step in to rectify the problem. Warning: Gratuitous use of Khuzdûl. Translations provided at end of the story.

    I’m supposed to be focusing on my other story, ‘Bél of the Blue Mountains’, but the plot bunnies for this refused to stop bouncing around in my head, so here you guys go. I hope that you all enjoy it.

    'Then, around two in the morning, a fearsome boom, followed immediately by a bloodcurdling shriek, rang out in the night, waking everyone in the Royal Halls immediately.'

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    02 Sep 2018

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    At last, the time has come for Thorin Oakenshield to face the tests that he once failed so utterly. The Dragon. The Gold. The Battle. The Orc.

    The fate of all he holds dear rests on the knife's edge of calamity, but he has sworn not to squander his second chance.

    Thorin wakes up after the Battle of Five Armies the day the company is due to meet their new burglar in Hobbiton. He must find a way to use his knowledge to change their fate, yet dealing in secrets and subtlety does not play to his strengths. Thankfully, as always, he has Bilbo Baggins to cover his shortcomings.

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    31 Jul 2018

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    Bilbo accidentally makes Thorin very self-conscious whilst bathing.

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    25 Jul 2018

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    Bilbo rides the river in Thorin’s barrel, then rides other things.

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    24 Jul 2018