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    Loki fell from the Bifrost and found himself stuck as a cat in a strange place. After figuring out where he was, he decided to go home.

    Clint Barton watched from on high as everyone around him lost his or her sanity thanks to that stupid blue cube- till one day, three people crashed in and caused everything to go just a bit more crazy.

    Tony Stark wanted to apply science to magic. Tragically, it did not go well for anyone.

    Steve Rogers was just a kid from Brooklyn-- who just happened to pass out for seventy years while on ice, fought aliens, went to alien planets, and got into a relationship with the God of Mischief. Yeah, he was perfectly normal.

    Jane Foster wanted to do science. If she knew her quest would wind up like this, she'd never have gotten out of bed.

    The Asset had a mission. Or at least he thought he did. He was a little confused, what with the loud voice in his head shouting STEVE at him each time he tried to take his mission out. Then, well, everything went to hell in a handbasket and he didn't even understand what that meant.

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    Scared and tired, Draco Malfoy decides to take matters into his own hands. Using a potion, he travels back in time, finds himself in his eleven year old body with all his memories from the past seventeen years. Using this knowledge, he sets out change time. His first mission: befriend Harry Potter. His second: Keep Harry from doing death defying acts. (Turns out harder than Draco had envisioned.)

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    Benedict never expected a series of huge snow storms to divert his flight to London.
    Basil Bea Dog decided she'd rather run towards Man On a Bench then stay under the tree with Woman Who Feeds Me (also known as Door).
    Pamela managed to get lost in the Underground after a series of unfortunate events.
    And all Tom did was fall asleep on a couch that was not his own.

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    Out of thin air, a girl appears screaming for Malfoy, of all people. She wears strange robes, knows a little too much about everyone, and refuses to be sorted. Her journey told through the Black brothers and a few others.

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  5. Summary

    It all began because she overslept. If she hadn't overslept, she wouldn't have forgotten her notebook, wouldn't have written in the evil diary that snarked back and would never have wound up in 1943 with a boy who hates singing.

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    “So what if I ate the cheeseburger?” Tony shouts, throwing a wrench at Loki’s head. The bastard dodges it easily as he stalks closer. “That doesn’t mean I belong to you!”

    “Oh, not to me,” Loki says lowly, a smile like honey slowly spreading its way across his face. “But with me? Surely you’ve heard of Persephone.”

    “A cheeseburger isn’t some fucking mystical pomegranate, you smirking lunatic.” It isn’t, it just isn’t. Not even close. "You aren't even Greek!" he adds, throwing another wrench which is dodged just as easily.

    Loki spreads his hands wide, posing like the showman he is. “I think you’ll find that a pomegranate symbolizes the fruit of the dead. Your cheeseburger, made of dead flesh, was topped with fruit. It’s close enough for the symbolism to bind.”

    “Ah-hah! There’s no fucking fruit on a cheeseburger,” Tony says triumphantly, finger pointing accusingly at Loki. “I fucking win, no going back to crazy town with you. I stay here in my workshop, and you fucking leave before I call the Avengers.”

    “Oh Stark,” Loki murmurs, almost affectionately. “A tomato is a berry, you ignorant fool.”

    (Complete, but will be updated with little snippets occasionally)

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    20 Nov 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Date night was going well until a crazy woman threw some magic at them. Now Tony’s wondering why Bucky is in cryostasis missing his arm, and Bucky’s wondering why Tony hates him and is trying to kick him out of the Tower. (Civil War fix-it with a little help from a happier universe.)

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    19 Nov 2017

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    Tony dies in Siberia under the hands of Captain America, but fate doesn't leave it there. He opens his eyes several years earlier amidst the threat of Loki's invasion and the first assembling of the 'Avengers'. Tony may not understand why he got this second chance, but he's going to do better with it - and he's decided that he's going to share it. With a Winter Soldier who could really use a different hand than he was dealt.

    Never let it be said that fate doesn't have a sense of humor.

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    19 Nov 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 96

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    Tony Stark was seven when he ate his first Golden Apple, but he didn't know what they meant until he met Thor... and Loki.

    Jotun-soulmate fic.

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    19 Nov 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    It had sounded like a good idea at the time. Tony Stark, genius and heir to the Stark fortune, didn't expect to fall in love with the kind, handsome soldier he'd picked up at a bar that he had only gotten into because of a particularly well-crafted fake ID. He didn't expect to spend the best week of his life with a funny, wonderful artist who would be shipping off to war in only days.

    And he definitely didn't expect that soldier to die before they could even try to build something.

    He tries to move on with his life and find a way to feel whole, but after one too many disappointments, Tony gives up on the idea of happiness altogether.

    Of course, then he finds himself on a street in New York, covered in coffee and having the shock of his life.

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    18 Nov 2017

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