Schwoozie



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    A no-ZA AU where Beth, Rick, Daryl, and a fourth little surprise make a life together.

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    They're just trying to keep the world safe, for God's sake.

    Meanwhile, Tony's having a meltdown about Steve and Bucky's relationship, the Falcon and Winter Soldier get their asses handed to them, Natasha and Clint are really just here for the show and Steve remains adorably flustered.
    Oh, and Bucky just wants to cop a feel.

    The Avengers are one helluva messed up, broken and weirdly affectionate family. Still counts as family, though.

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    05 Dec 2021

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    Everyone assumes Bucky's super soldier body will process the gas that's gone and driven others mad with sexual hysteria. Everyone assumes the evil scientists messed up and Bucky's okay.
    Everyone assumes wrong because no one ever thinks about Steven Grant Rogers.

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    A sex pollen PWP.

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    05 Dec 2021

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    “They really didn’t want the mask to come off.” Hill thumbed through the scans, and pulled out a film that she then handed over to Sam, face mostly expressionless but for the flat line of her pursed lips.

    Sam accepted the film and held it up to the light, angling so both he and Steve could see it, squinting at the outline of the Winter Soldier’s skull, and the blips of unnatural white that showed up, God, in his brain, not to mention about half his teeth, plus the mask, with its thin protrusions—

    “Those are pins,” Steve realized. He looked over at Hill. “The mask—it’s nailed to his face.”

    Hill’s face was as unmoved as ever. “Like I said. They really didn’t want it coming off.”

     

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    art by quietnight | podfic by sallysparrow017 | podfic by AvidReaderLady

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    02 Dec 2021

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    Bucky is awake in the current day and gosh he likes a lot of things about the future like wifi, smart phones, Steve Rogers, low rise denim, and iced coffee. What he really hates is that all the sudden his memories are coming back and not in the way he expects them to... and not the memories he wants.

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    28 Nov 2021

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    Womb to tomb, sweetheart 💔❤️🩹❤️

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    Bucky Barnes discovers sugar, demands coffee, makes a variety of involuntary noises, cuddles up to Steve Rogers, regrows a limb, and fakes it 'til he makes it at being a person.

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    28 Nov 2021