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    Harry’s looking for something, but he’s not quite sure what, or where to find it. He’s tried all the usual places ― hookups, dating, that corner under the bed where all his odd socks end up ― but in the end, maybe finding someone he wants to be with is just more hassle than it’s worth. Coming out sounds like a lot of work after all, and he’s got his left hand, his busy job, and an active imagination. An active love life wouldn't add that much to his life, would it?

    Of course it would, but Harry’s trying not to think about that. Either way, seeing Draco Malfoy again, and in the most unlikely of places at that, is exactly the kind of thing Harry was not looking for ― nor was he expecting to be attracted to him, to take him up on the offer of a drink, or above all, to enjoy himself while at it.

    Draco, on the other hand, wasn’t looking for anything at all, except maybe a little fun and to get to the end of his probation assignment without incident. He’s not likely to turn down a way to wind Potter up, though, especially not when he reacts so well ― never mind how Draco is reacting himself. He can run this show, and have everything he wants, of that he is certain.

    Well, mostly certain.

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    22 Dec 2018

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    After the war, Harry left most of the Wizarding world behind and built a new life for himself in the Channel Islands. He opened a bakery and is happy with his life. Draco is a fiction author who writes under a penname, and he's currently suffering from writer's block. His agent suggests he try writing in a new environment and rents a cottage in the Channel Islands for him.

    This fic is completed.

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    17 Dec 2018

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    Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.

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    16 Dec 2018

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    Harry never expected he’d end up chipping away at his virginity while wandless and bonded to Malfoy in Northern Europe.

    He never expected that would turn out to be the least surprising thing to happen while out on their training expedition in the middle of nowhere, either.

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    11 Dec 2018

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    Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.

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