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  1. Summary

    soulmate university au
    - jmart & wtgfs: "the first thing your soulmate says in earshot appears on your skin"
    - platonic timsash: "matching mark"

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  2. Summary

    Butterflybog Adventskalender, bei dem jeder Oneshot ein Drabble ist, staffelnd von 100 Worten bis 2400.

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  3. Summary

    Oneshot Collection based on the Klance AU Month-Challenge: https://twitter.com/monthlyklance/status/1087467758923636736

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  4. Summary

    Eine (hoffentlich bald) vollständige Sammlung aller Perogiveric-Geschichten, die ich jemals geschrieben habe. Ikludiert alle möglichen Kombinationen von Percy Weasley, Roger Davies, Cedric Diggory und Oliver Wood.

    Mit einem Hauch von Penelope Clearwater/Suzie Fawcett.

    Weitere häufiger auftretende Charaktere: Eddie Carmichael, Jarrett, Augustus Pye, Mervyn Finch, Joey Jenkins. Eddie und Jarrett haben eine QPR, was nie wichtig für die Geschichten ist, aber immer für mich.

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    Die Geschichte, in der Roger ein Kommunist ist, Percy ein gewissenhafter Träumer, Oliver die Liebe jeden Lebens und Cedric sogar (außerhalb der Hauptstory) mehr als einen ganzen Satz sprechen darf.

    aka die Geschichte, in der ich so links bin, wie ich möchte, und hart auf Roger, Percy, Oliver und Cedric projiziere, denn wer will mich abhalten, ha.

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    “You’re ridiculous,” Reki is breathing out, his features full of wonder, shaking his head. “Dude. Bro. Buddy. Hello? I like you, too. I always have.” He brings a fist to his chest, and it is an action with conviction. “Full homo, by the way.”

    There’s the sound of cars zooming by. The chains of a swing-set screeching. The whisper of the wind as it blows through grass.

    Is this a dream? Is this real? Did Langa, at any point in time, hit his head so hard the impact slam-dunked him into an alternate reality?

    (In which Langa's attempts to confess don't go quite as planned.)
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    05 May 2021

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    Reki turns over. Finds that Langa is watching him very seriously, those lovely eyes blue, blue, blue. He looks so handsome like this: solemn and thoughtful. His features are as fine as jade. “Don’t you already like someone,” he tries, desperate.

    Langa’s gaze remains resolute. “I do.”

    “Then tell me,” Reki says. “Tell me about him.”

    The expression on Langa's face goes soft.

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    05 May 2021

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    Everyone knows Reki and Langa are dating. Everyone except Reki, that is.

    “Is it someone from class?”

    Langa pushes his board back and forth, the little rumble of the tires filling the late afternoon quiet between them as he takes a deep, audible breath, looks directly at Reki, and nods. “Yes.”

    And that’s a surprise. Reki tries not to let it show. “Have you guys been on any dates?”

    “Yeah. I mean, I thought they were dates.”

    That’s… kind of sweet. Sweet in the way that feels like it's going to make Reki sick. “How have you even had time for that?” he mutters. “You spend all your time with me.”

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    05 May 2021

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    “Am I really going to have to explain this to you?”
    “No, I’m totally fine with you shutting up right about now.”
    Hunk cups his hands around his mouth. “You. Are crushing. On Keith.”

    Or, a college AU featuring coffee shops, silly rivalries, motorcycles, arcade games, friendships, and lots of warm, fluffy feelings that are both confusing and delightful all at the same time.

     

    Russian translation
    Podfic

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    05 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    keith [2:43 am]
    sup
    im in love with you
    also what’s the answer for number four on the math hw?


    In a moment of weakness, Keith decides to confess to Lance over text. The following day, Keith’s mortified by what his sleep-addled self has done, and he’s sure he’s lost his best friend for good.

    Then he realizes Lance hasn’t read his texts yet.

    So Keith just needs to swipe Lance’s phone long enough to delete his naïve, little confession.

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