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    and the knife wielding man chasing them.

    Based off my library au in which the people of a town apparently in the Twilight Zone think that the goings-on of their local library are totally normal. Keith's personal mission in life is to murder rodents and fuck Lance. Allura's mission is to stop Keith at all costs, even if that means commanding a monopoly on jalapenos in a fifty mile radius. Shiro just wants to keep his hair from going grey prematurely.

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    05 Dec 2018

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    Lance has too much time on his hands, Keith doesn't have enough. Lance leans more towards being outgoing and sociable, while Keith keeps to himself and can be mostly unpleasant. Neither think they have anything in common. What they don't realize, however, is that there happens to be a very popular graphic novel that connects them together. Lance happens to be an avid reader and Keith just happens to secretly be the author.

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    03 Dec 2018

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    Merlin led the perfect university life during his first semester at uni, but once the second semester comes along, his life goes to absolute shit. The universe hates him. Not only is he majorly confused about what he actually wants, but he's also stuck with a roommate from hell. When he goes to his RA to get at least some of his problems fixed, Merlin's life manages to get even more complicated. Of course.

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    29 Nov 2018

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    When Arthur wakes up from surgery, completely loopy from the anesthetics, he doesn’t recognise Merlin, but thinks he's really quite lovely.

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    27 Nov 2018

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    It might be difficult to seduce someone when you want to climb their boyfriend like a tree. Merlin learns this the hard way when Uther mistakes him for someone who knows how to seduce anyone at all.

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    26 Nov 2018

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