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  1. Public Bookmark 77

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    Aziraphale is an Assistant Professor of Classics. Crowley is the Assistant Vice President of Student Services. Heaven vs. Hell has nothing on this. Also featuring: Graduate Student Anathema Device! University IT Professional(?!!!) Newton Pulsifer! College-age The Them!

    An AU that popped up in my brain and just wouldn't go away, so I'm sharing it with all of you. Also, I blatantly need to write out some academia feels. Tags to be updated as we go, rating pops up to E in chapter 7.

    In case it's a no-go for you, this is POC!Crowley/white!Aziraphale. Crowley's background is Indian (i.e. from India) and Aziraphale is white British. I fully respect folks not wanting to read that particular dynamic (thus the warning here). It's not something that gets fetishized (no raceplay here, essentially) but does pop up in the story at different points.

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    08 Jan 2020

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    07 Jan 2020

  3. Rec 38

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    As she peeks around the door, she realizes that the room should have been darker. The faint light falling in from the stairwell would only have reached a small part of it. The light is on in the bathroom and there is a gun pointed at her.

    She holds up her hands, instinctively.

    “Close the door.”

    It's a man holding the gun and his voice sounds strained. Robin does as she is told. He's sitting on the bathroom floor, shirtless and bloody.

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    06 Dec 2015

  4. Rec *

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    John is sent to prison, and is forced to adjust to a different kind of society.

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    15 Feb 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Martha always thinks that she's right because she's younger and couldn't possibly have killed as many brain cells as Rufus had. Rufus always thinks that he's right because he's Rufus fucking Wainwright.

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    24 Dec 2014