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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    but love is a light in the sky, and an unspoken lie, and a half whispered prayer

     

    Or: what happens when Johnny becomes fuck buddies with the guy he's been in love with for years.

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    03 Oct 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    Cat Noir broke his stare and shook his head, breathing out a short, humorless laugh. "My Lady," he said, "I can assure you that if you're really not interested in me, you wouldn't be interested in Adrien Agreste."

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    03 Oct 2018

  3. Rec *

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    Peter Parker, who, despite his stupid serious face, had a pretty girl on his arm all the time. Peter Parker, hotshot photographer with his own published book of photos. Peter Parker, with the brain that had impressed even Reed.

    Johnny was in that Peter Parker’s body and all he could think about was how massively unfair it was. How unfair that Johnny had to live in a universe where Peter Parker was already all that and it wasn’t even enough. Oh, no.

    Peter Parker’s goddamn abs just had to be so much better than Johnny’s.

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    Just another body swap fic. Johnny doesn't know Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Property damage (which is not quite the same as hilarity, oops) ensues.

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    01 Oct 2018

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Johnny has no idea what Reed, Ben, and Sue keep going on about. He doesn't have feelings for Spidey at all. He doesn't even know what the guy looks like. And he definitely would never date him.

    Or, what starts off as everyone wrongly thinking Johnny's dating Spidey eventually leads to Johnny actually dating Spidey but pretending he isn't because he doesn't want to give his family the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

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    “You really aren’t going to admit that you’re dating him, are you?” Sue says incredulously. She taps her finger against that very incriminating photo in the tabloid. “You’re kissing him, baby brother, right here.”

    “Kissing? Spidey? Me? I would never,” Johnny scoffs, right as he finishes making a date to meet Spidey later that night. “Not in a million years. I am way out of his league. I’m so far above him he can’t even see me.”

    Spidey’s going to see plenty of Johnny later tonight, but Sue doesn’t need to know anything about that.

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    30 Sep 2018

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    When Peter loses his girlfriend Gwen Stacy horribly, dramatically, until the end of time— because she’s hooking up with his neighbor — Peter figures he’s probably just desperately terrible at the boyfriend thing. He needs an expert. Which, sadly, is the one guy in his life who really doesn’t need the ego boost of being told he’s an expert in love.

    Johnny is delighted to help his bud Spider-Man find love. Johnny has his eyes on someone, so he could do with the practice. It’s just a shame, because when Peter finds his healed heart turning in another direction, the last person he would expect to get in the way does.

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    22 Sep 2018

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