SassyEggs



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  1. Summary

    A variety of ASOIAF co-op fics written by different authors from various ships. Expect things to get a little crazy.

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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Winter Holler is right on the border between West Virginia and Kentucky. Poor and isolated, its inhabitants do what they have to for survival. Between them, West Virginia's Ned Stark and Kentucky's own Bob Baratheon have built up a sweeping, lucrative methamphetamine empire from nothing, but it could be destined to fall with its founders if their sons don't get their heads out of their asses. A couple of modern-day Romeo-Juliet romances rise and fall. Theon Greyjoy loses some teeth and some dignity. Sansa knows better than to get in a pickup with a dirty cop. Robb thinks he can be the antihero of this story after all.

    Otherwise known as "the hillbilly AU literally nobody asked me to write."

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    35
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    21 May 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    “Love and War are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable in the one as in the other.” (Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote.)

    Sansa and Sandor have started a relationship, but life is not a song. Sansa must choose between her dreams and her responsibilities, while Sandor is caught between his long-awaited vengeance and a life he never thought possible.

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    English
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    11,671
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    19
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    128
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    25
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    20 Nov 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    When did it all change? When did this become her path? As Sansa tore the last towel from the rack, it seemed it had all happened in an instant. This wasn't the beginning of their story. She prayed it wouldn't be the end.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    19
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    17 Jul 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Bwhahahaha, I am so evil!” declared Lord/Ser/Prince/King Badman as he menaced Sansa in a sexualized manner.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    102
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    7
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    1392

    19 Feb 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Arya is a rebellious 16-year old failing her GCSEs. The Head of Casterly Academy in South-West England decides to put her in a mentoring scheme with the dorkiest dork of them all, Podrick Payne. An extremely stupid, quite short Modern AU with a healthy amount of sex-talk and swearing. Hooray!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    317
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    3565

    05 Feb 2016

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