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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    It was Niall’s idea, as most of his terrible life choices usually are. “Just give it a try Li. Swipe on some pictures, chat up a few birds, and see where it goes. What’s the worst that could happen?”

    That appears to have been a rhetorical question.

    It seems that sober Liam has completely left the building. Which is probably why his age has accidentally been entered in as 27 instead of 26.

    Probably also how his preference was set to men.

    (Or the one where Niall convinces Liam to join Tinder and a slight miscommunication might make it the best mistake he's ever made.)

    Title from Propaganda by BANKS

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    17 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Niall,” Louis groaned down the phone line, exasperated. “It’s only been four hours and he’s already doing my head in. He keeps interrupting to ask stupid questions during the safety briefings, he can’t walk past a camera without doing this ridiculous hair flick, and I swear he spent ten minutes out of our insane schedule trying to get himself a pair of the pink work boots the girls have. A producer had to apologise and tell him they hadn’t thought to order them in a size 12!”
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    Louis is a no-nonsense contractor with a score to settle. Harry is an idealistic interior designer who just wants the world to be beautiful. When they decide to go on The Block, a reality TV show about renovating, they’re not prepared for what else they might build together…

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    15 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    “I think we should get maaaaaarried,” Liam said, sing-songing the last word in a loud voice, his baritone vibrating in the room.
    The other man looked back at the camera, his body shaking with his silent giggles, his brow scrunched in an effort to hold in his laughter. Regardless, a cackle could be heard from behind the camera, shaking it a bit.
    “We’re gonna be the cutest couple ever,” Liam said, emphasizing the last word, smiling his crinkly-eyed smile.
    “I see,” the other man said, keeping his condescending tone.
    “Yeah, Zayn, I love you,” Liam singsung again, smiling sweetly at the nurse holding his hand.

    (Or, Liam broke his arm and his brain to mouth filter is ruined by anaesthetics, so he flirts shamelessly with the cute nurse. What he doesn't expect is, because of that, be pulled into a situation that makes him discover another side of his personality he would never guess existed without the right prompt.)

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    01 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    Louis smokes a lot and is definitely not okay, Harry likes glitter and is definitely okay, Zayn thinks too much, Niall talks too much and Liam saves cats.

    Add all these together in a destined-to-fail theatre production, and you've got yourself the perfect ingredients for disaster.
    But maybe a beautiful one. At least, one with a whole goddamn lot of prancing, dancing, and romancing.

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    31 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    The old Captain Hook is tired. Harry comes along, near death, having become horribly lost and been abandoned by his crew. Hook helps him, but informs him that it is now his job to become the next Captain Hook.

    Oh yes — and he almost forgets to mention the persistent boy who is the ringleader of the Lost Boys. He explains the 'rules:' that Harry (as the new Captain Hook) has to continue the everlasting feud with Peter Pan.

    Although there have been a long line of similar looking Hooks, Harry apparently doesn't look quite similar enough, and Pan notices. However, Peter Pan's identity might not be quite so straightforward either.

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    21 Jul 2019