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    The point is, Harry is having a right old time and he is suddenly, very much not pale. He’s outside as much as is physically possible, which means he soaks up gallons of sunlight a day. It seeps into his skin, into the muscles and bones beneath, probably, staining him a warm mahogany, barely paler than Hermione.

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    20 Jan 2022

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    While high on painkillers at the hospital, Izuku creates a troll twitter account pretending to be All for One. The League of Villains, the Hero Public Safety Commission, and All Might all fall for it.

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    Harry has an idea on how to make the newspapers stop writing about him.

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    Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That’s it. That’s the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

    ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stupid behind Harry’s back.))

    Or; Harry dies and wakes up back in the cupboard underneath the stairs. Fed up of being thrown around like a dogs chew toy, both literally and figuratively, Harry takes matters into his own hands and changes the future as we know it.

    ((Helping Voldemort may not have been on his initial plans, but here he was. ))

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    19 Jan 2022

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    Harry is as high as the author #crack #what the fuck is going on #i like this

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    After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry decides to adopt Teddy. He takes over his Lordships and moves across the ocean and settles in Queens, NY. A few days after he moved, someone knocks on the door and he meets his new neighbor, May Parker, which after learning about Harry's new status as a father, invites him over for dinner. Harry wasn't ready for the cuteness that was Peter Parker and the troubles that follows the adorable teen.

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    19 Jan 2022

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    Ch 3