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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Geralt walks away from the accident at Silverstone with barely a scratch. Physically, that is. Inside he's a bit of a mess, and has no idea how to conduct this new relationship with Jaskier when they cannot even hold hands.

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    22 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    “More skin. Right fucking now.”
    “I actually don’t think,” Jaskier murmurs between the kisses, “that it will be possible to… Oh, yes.”
    The hands slip lower and try to get into Jaskier’s pants. They don’t succeed. The man – the Witcher, for fuck’s sake – growls.
    Which is fair, Jaskier assumes, because while the young student’s fingers are roaming freely over the scarred torso and firm buttocks, Jaskier is still fully clothed. And it is going to take forever before he’s naked.
    “Drowner’s shrunken ball sack,” the Witcher swears, tugging at one of the points holding Jaskier’s clothes together. “I’d sooner get into a noonwraith’s rotting cunt than your asshole!”
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    Just another ‘I’m so sorry but I couldn’t resist’ fics I wrote instead of, you know, doing the important things I should be doing.
    This time it’s based on likecastle‘s tumblr post about the kind of pants Jaskier should be wearing (and isn’t wearing, obviously) in the show and all the fanfics.
    Also, there's now a part two, and there will be a part three.

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    20 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    Students are turning up missing at Oxenfurt University. One of them is a student of Jaskier’s. Given how poorly the school administration and university security are handling the whole affair, Jaskier is not terribly surprised when his missing student’s mother shows up looking for answers.

    He is, however, very fucking surprised when it turns out that she brought three witchers with her.

    Especially since witchers do not fucking exist.

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    19 Aug 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    Geralt has been an EMT for about six months when he's called to the scene of a drunken student who has managed to get his head stuck in a traffic cone. Things get both better and worse from there.

    Or; a tale in three acts [accidents].

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    17 Aug 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    “Fuck!” Geralt goes rigid with pain beyond what the poppy can dull.

    Eskel rolls his eyes. “I told you, Jaskier, you’ve got to quit pawing at him.”

    “Mm. Can’t. Gets so needy after a scare,” Geralt explains to Eskel. He gazes up at Jaskier adoringly, pain forgotten, expressions showing more openly than he ever allowed when sober. “Like he goes inna heat, soon as the danger’s gone.”

    “Now wait just one—” Jaskier interjects.

    “Like us,” Geralt rumbles, meeting Eskel’s eyes.

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    13 Aug 2021