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Dante and Vergil's Not So Excellent Adventures in the Underworld:
Not that he would say so out loud. But he could tell that Vergil could tell. For every whoop and holler that Dante gave, Vergil would scowl and pretend that he totally was not enjoying dicing hellspawn creatively while trying to one-up his brother. No, Dante didn’t like Vergil as a person and Vergil pretty much despised everything Dante tried to be, but they were brothers.
- Part 2 of Not Enough Brain Cells To Go Around
Lady sighed inwardly and decided to take petty revenge. “You need to tell Nero yourself. After all, he’s family.”
She could almost imagine Dante shaking his head ruefully.
“Well played, Lady, well played . . . Hey, I’ll pay you extra to do it for me.”
It was her turn to laugh. “You don’t have enough money for that, Dante.”
Even their unofficial tab did not cover things like this.
“It was worth a shot.”
“I’ll get Nero now.” She turned back to go into the house, suddenly more awake than she had been five minutes ago. “Ooooor maybe I’ll get him out here so that he won’t swear the roof down in front of Kyrie.”
- Part 1 of Not Enough Brain Cells To Go Around
07 Apr 2019
It was Sunday afternoon when The Event happened.
24 Mar 2019
“I think Parker has a crush on you,” Flash said in a sing-song voice as he watched Peter head back to Ned.
“Shut it, Eugene.” But MJ’s heart wasn’t in it and Flash could tell.
“Which is odd because I could have sworn that he and Ned had the bromance of the century going--”
“The next thing out of your mouth had better not be homophobic, or else, so help me, I will find a way to gut you with a plastic cake server,” MJ warned him.
“I was going to say that bisexuals and pansexuals exist,” Flash said, holding up his hands in mock surrender. The pink plastic cake server was within range of her grasp after all. “It’s the twenty-first century after all. You’re a little too cool for Parker though.”
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
04 Sep 2017
Porn Industry AU. Azog and Bilbo are porn stars and the film they are starring in might not look out of place as a non-con/dub-con fic. But their on-screen personas are nothing like their off-screen personalities. Bilbo is the sassiest star there and doesn't take shit from anyone and Azog is working his way through a university degree.
Featuring: Everyone and the Kitchen Sink. (I lied--the sink only makes a cameo.)
Health and Safety: It is advised that food and drink should not be consumed during reading. Fanfic writers are not liable for damage to keyboards.
When Jaskier finds out that his ex-boyfriend is getting married, he convinces Yennefer to help him stage a fake proposal so he can ruin the wedding. There's just one problem: it turns out they both know the caterer.
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01 Jan 2021
07 Jul 2020
"I'm worried you're going to kill me."
"Oh, Jaskier," Yennefer smiled, surprising herself with her own fondness. "I still might."
A fic inspired by this TFLN:
14 Apr 2020
"After a series of insistent knocks, the side door slides open in a billow of dense smoke. In the open doorway, a woman is framed in the curling vapor, dark-haired and sharp-eyed and naked to her waist. Behind her, he spies an assortment of naked body parts, women and men tangled together, and Geralt averts his eyes sharply only to hold on her full breasts. Her hands settle on her hips.
“Yes?” she asks, in a voice that sounds equal parts bored and threatening.
“My friend is in need of medical attention. Can you help him?” Geralt asks. He forces his eyes up to her face, but then he’s just looking at her lips smeared with dark lipstick, the flush on her cheeks. “Also, your tits are out.”
“I know,” she drawls and does not shift to cover herself.
Or, a retelling of Bottled Appetites but everyone is really high at a nerdy music festival and Yennefer has a wizard van for no discernible reason and also Geralt gets pegged.
10 Aug 2020
Yen eyes her sidelong. "You're pretty shy for a kid who, what—climbed out the window and tracked down a man she barely knew?"
"Walked out the front door," Ciri mutters. "Grandpa was playing video games."
Aka: When Geralt's goddaughter turns up outside the bar on karaoke night, Yennefer is the one who convinces him to let her stay.
- Part 3 of Bartending AU
31 Jul 2020
Two months after Geralt breaks up with him, Jaskier runs into Yennefer at Coachella.
“Oh fuck no,” she says, which he thinks is pretty fucking unfair, all things considered.
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17 Dec 2020