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    "Can you or can you not give me the fattiest, greasiest bits of grilled meat at any given time of day?" Seokjin demands.

    "Well, yeah, I can, but—"

    "And can you or can you not show up at a restaurant, sit your ass down, and at least make polite, decent conversation with me whenever I want?"

    "'Decent' is relative—"

    "Well, we can't have everything, I guess," says Seokjin, pragmatically. "I can deal with your uncultured ass. Sign me up for hell, then."

    (Yoongi's seen a lot of humans sell their souls to the devil just to get something out of it. Meeting Kim Seokjin, though, makes it seem way too easy.)

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    26 Jun 2019

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    jin only makes two blatant puns in this fic, I promise.

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    26 Jun 2019

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    a married couple spots a twink they like.

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    26 Jun 2019

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    Seokjin blames Namjoon for Jeongguk wholeheartedly, and just can’t understand why his thighs aren’t getting the attention they deserve.

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    Seokjin and Jeongguk don’t like each other. Promise.

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    08 Jun 2019

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    In the eight months he’d lived here, neither of them had done more than nod in greeting when they passed in the hallway. Most of the time he just ignored Kim Seokjin and went about his own business while inwardly seething. A little voice deep down questioned why, exactly, he was so pissed all the time whenever he thought about his neighbour… but Min Yoongi really didn’t have an answer.

    (Neighbours AU, Teen.)

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