Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 May 2017
Sequel to "The Hammer and the (Baggins)Shield".
As if Thor Odinson wasn't enough of a headache, he had to bring along some twit named Steven Rogers to Erebor for a visit.
Bilbo and many of the females are more than happy with the visit! Thorin and many of the males...not so much.
And Dwalin isn't pleased with how Ori is fraternizing with Steven. Especially when he looks into Ori's sketchbook and sees a picture of Steven posing. On Ori's bed. Naked.
An axe to the head is a perfectly standard Ereborian greeting. Anyone else who claims otherwise is a liar.
EDIT: NOW WITH SEQUEL ANNOUNCEMENT! Hee hee hee!
Thorin: Why, Mahal, WHY?! Do you readers actually enjoy watching me suffer?!
- Part 2 of A "Marvel"-lous Hobbit
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20 Aug 2018
10 Sep 2014
There's dead silence from the company.
"B-Bilbo?" a hesitant Balin calls out, and Bilbo tries not to wince at the tone, "are you… floating on top of the water?"
08 Feb 2013
Bilbo gets a nice present from his boyfriend for his birthday. He doesn't quite know what to think of it, but as luck would have it, Thorin gladly does all the explaining for him. Thorin even uses a couple of words along the way.
19 Dec 2017
Bilbo was thrilled to finally sit down and trim his hair after long, long months on the road to Erebor. But when Thorin discovers Bilbo giving himself a haircut, all hell breaks loose. Bilbo is confused, the dwarves are all very worried and loud, and turns out there's some significant cultural differences no one thought to discuss with the resident hobbit. And a good pair of scissors have to pay the price for their misunderstanding.
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
17 Apr 2014
Bilbo is very popular amongst the people of Erebor - after all, he did save their city from a certain dragon.
But this has gone too far. The very cheek of it...
IN which Thorin is jealous of anyone and everyone and Bilbo doesn't even realise.