SS_Shitstorm
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Fortuna Primigenia by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
12 Jul 2018
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You pause for a moment, considering insanity at the prospect of battling a giant robot with two kitchen knives while static-peppered Michael Jackson blares in the background.
“Nah," you think, "Better roll with the punches.”
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“Tell me, human-" Starscream purrs, so close the vibrations of his voice roar through you. “-Did you honestly want to know about cybertronian reproduction, or does this have something to do with these “needs” you so conveniently skimmed over?”
(Formerly known as "Maximum Efficiency")
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Physical Therapy by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
04 Dec 2016
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Utilizing mass conversion to frag a human in a locker room shower isn't normal. But on Synth En it is.
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Faster Pussycat by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
30 Jan 2016
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A normal, sane, not tipsy person might take pause upon the knowledge that their car suddenly started talking back to them. You however, are none of those things.
“Dude. My car sounds like a babe.” you say slowly, blinking.
“Why, thank you.”
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When Hinata volunteers to become Jinchuuriki after Naruto's untimely death, she struggles to keep a sense of identity while the lines between her life and Kyuubi's former host blur faster than she can draw them.
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You're Mikaela's cousin who got dragged into this mess, you stuffed the Allspark in Megatron's spark, but that apparently didn't stop the Decepticons much. Now there's two civil wars, the world has kinda ended, but humans and Cybertronians alike are alive and kicking on both fields. You work with the Revolution, you do some good, you're in love with Optimus, but that's all old news.
Then Ratchet decides he's sick of watching you two make goo goo eyes at each other and takes matters into his own servos.
Or, alternatively titled, Ratchet embarrasses the hell out of you and Optimus, but it works.Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
13 Jun 2018
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Caught Red-Handed (But Did No Wrong) by Grandpas_Cheesebarn
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers Animated (2007)
19 May 2018
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You were a college student, barely scraping by. After the car crash that took your left arm years ago, you'd hoped to return to normal life. But your almost alien robotic prosthetic destroyed that hope, and so you fled, taking solace in the fact that at least it couldn't get any worse.
Then you'd found yourself captured by giant alien robots calling themselves Decepticons, and suddenly your life got much worse. Whoever your Autobots rescuers were, at least they didn't seem so bad. If only you knew what they all wanted your robot arm for.
Hey. At least it can’t get any more worse, right?
Series
- Part 4 of Transformers and You
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
28 Mar 2018
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Canary in a Coal Mine by Skainsmate
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
29 Jun 2018
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“Don’t you feel anything?” You gasped hoarsely. “Anything at all for my dying planet and species?”
Shockwave didn’t even bother turning his head to acknowledge your words, he merely replied while facing away from you.
“Feelings are illogical. We are doing this for the Decepticon cause. Remorse for a subspecies would be a waste of energy.”
A fury unlike any other welled in your chest, and you wished nothing more than to bury the sharpest object in Shockwave’s lab straight into his spark. Wishes, however, were useless. No matter how much your heart denied it, your mind spoke the truth.
What was a mere human supposed to do against titans from another world?
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
13 Mar 2018
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tell me everything you know about optimus prime by ironiccowboykink
Fandoms: Transformers Prime, Transformers: Prime
08 Jan 2018
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You have been working with the Autobots for a while now— if you could even call it working, anyway— and the closer you've been getting to Optimus, the hairier things have been getting on the streets as you skirt Decepticons. Damn if you'll be stopped, though.
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
25 Sep 2017
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The Tricky Business of Disclosing the Greed of a Martyr by ActuallyAndroid
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
08 Feb 2018
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He wasn't much of a talker when you saw him first in Kakariko. Wasn't much of anything at all, if you were honest, bar a stoic mess trying his best to be a hero.
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
04 Jul 2017