SS_Shitstorm
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Fortuna Primigenia by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
23 Dec 2020
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You pause for a moment, considering insanity at the prospect of battling a giant robot with two kitchen knives while static-peppered Michael Jackson blares in the background.
“Nah," you think, "Better roll with the punches.”
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“Tell me, human-" Starscream purrs, so close the vibrations of his voice roar through you. “-Did you honestly want to know about cybertronian reproduction, or does this have something to do with these “needs” you so conveniently skimmed over?”
(Formerly known as "Maximum Efficiency")
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Physical Therapy by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
04 Dec 2016
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Utilizing mass conversion to frag a human in a locker room shower isn't normal. But on Synth En it is.
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Faster Pussycat by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
30 Jan 2016
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A normal, sane, not tipsy person might take pause upon the knowledge that their car suddenly started talking back to them. You however, are none of those things.
“Dude. My car sounds like a babe.” you say slowly, blinking.
“Why, thank you.”
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When Hinata volunteers to become Jinchuuriki after Naruto's untimely death, she struggles to keep a sense of identity while the lines between her life and Kyuubi's former host blur faster than she can draw them.
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Ratchet was once known as the “party ambulance”. And as soon as he gets done rearranging the poor suckers who filled me in on that fact, I think I’d love to put my party ambulance to the test.
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
28 Jan 2021
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Bad Comedy by Vivalavidapasta for SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
10 Feb 2021
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Alternate timeline to my oldest fanfic where instead of fucking powerglide and astoria, you fuck starscream
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
27 Jan 2021
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Among Them by JaneyB33
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers: Prime
20 Dec 2020
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You have your own history, and it's resulted in you leaving Earth to live as the only human among an Autobot ship and it's crew. It wasn't an easy adjustment, and in many ways you're still learning where you fit, how you can contribute. But, through your interstellar adventures and daily life aboard the Ark, unbeknownst to you are great impressions made from your seemingly little acts. For a military faction having gone through eons of war, a compassionate touch was perhaps what a few desperately needed, leaving the impact these bots make on you to be just as great as the one you leave on them.
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
21 Dec 2020
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The point was, you didn't think Ravage had a dick. Not logically. But now you were thinking about it, and you were realizing with deep embarrassment that you were much more interested in the idea than you ever would have thought you would be.
What would it look like? Would it be pink, like an Earth cat's? Would it be barbed? Or would it be dark and sleek, like the rest of him, proportionally-sized and big enough to knock the breath out of you?
Ravage was huge, and beautiful, and always painfully aware of what was going on around him. And he was no slouch, either. He'd probably be an amazing lover.
Fuck.
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
10 Aug 2020
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Sometimes Things Burn by eonwe_s (SerendipitousSong) for SolainRhyo
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Oct 2020
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He was gone. And, cursed to never be welcomed again in Valinor, our home in the Blessed Lands of the Valar, I would ever walk alone.
And though I knew I was soon to follow him from the inside out, or else doomed to face the long and eternal years of my life a grey, empty vessel, a light appeared.
I named them for the visions of what they could become, daring to hope the curse of their father's house could be lifted from their heads. And they were called Telraumë and Vanárwië. My children. His children. Our children.
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
13 Jul 2020